X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

I think Little Mix should do 'Cannonball' again. Complete with the 'coming out of cannons' stage dive.

That would be great.

She wouldn't like Bromley, we don't have any plastic surgeons in the high street and I can't really see shazza shopping in primark

Is it only 9.30?

Has anyone managed to find the Lidl Muffins cannon pic?

I cannot find it, wish I'd saved it

What is this???

It's still 21.22....

I didn't think it was Noel.

They put glittery chickenpox on her undercut.

Oh lordy, I hate meandering songs like this, bad choice Saara.

Didn't Puggsy sing this?

Judges look bored.

Shazza isn't even watching her!

This does feel like an endurance test, 80,s according to my watch it's only 9.23, don't get ahead of yourself

and this is Whitney, isn't it?

It is very X Factor.

Wonder whether Little Mix will remember to put some clothes on this time.

Wow this is so... engaging and not dull.

That was a bit dramatic! Not in a nice way.

It is soooooo Eurovision

I liked Matt the hat doing biffy song a few years back.
Myds hated it
Its a choir.
Been there since last year.

Terrible song choice

This is a very boring song. Feel like Saara's been stitched up!

Is this still happening?

Pugsy did do this.

maybe the winner's son is still to
come.

Bless Louis- Fin/win. he thought of that by himself.

It's taken Shazza 11 weeks to remember Saaaras name!

Is Shitsinger shagging Shazza ?

Try saying that when you're phished lol

I am a time traveller.