X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

it's even the JL arrangement.

Well, that's a bit of a swizz.

and there are no bouncing boxer dogs.

So, clearly Ed Sheerin decided he wanted nothing to do with this shit fest.

Unless Saaaara gets his song....

Who sang the JL ad version? If I were them I'd be feeling a bit at thunder being stolen.

I think Saara could do that better tbh

It was a rip off from the JL ad

I do t think that's the winner song, it's just another song to torture us with

If Saara sings this on a trampoline, I will vote for her.

Ed is at home shouting at the tv/ thats not my fucking song!
Fake tears pissing me off

Oh stop blubbing

And talking gibberish 'who I am me' indeed

NAN klaxon

Errrrmmmmmmm......... what the fuck was this bullshit? I just turned youtube on on my phone and my tv then decided to turn on youtube to show me the video what I was going to watch on youtube!

NO ONE CARES

Did Matts Dad just say he was the "proudest farmer in the world?" That's nice.

Oh God this is just dragging on and on and....

There's the crying Nan.

it's a group called 'The Vaults' I think. And it hasn't set the charts alight- unless using this was always the plan for X Factor, and they have been paid off not to release it ....

He should have played the Nan card earlier & more often

To be fair the JL version was a copy if the version that Nicole Kidman sang in Moulin Rouge.

Oh sexy Matt Nan showing a bit of shoulder!

Thank you all so much for the laughs getting me through this that and the and wine

STOP BLUBBING MATT!!

My no one cares was not to Dillite you tube query obviously

I want to punch him in the face and actually give him something to cry about!

I think he looks like a male Jessica Biel

Wooohoooo! It's the final time any of them will sing! Except the winners song I suppose.

Sharon isnt bothered about the Fin really.
She prefers Bromley

There are still 45 minutes.

45 of ...Little Mix.

Come on Saaaaaaarrrrraaa! 😁