X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Hi all am just finalising dinner, hope to be on board soon after kick off. I have the day off tomorrow (yay!) so am having a cheeky

I love a good cheesy Christmas song I do. Even Chris Rea's one

Evening everyone.

This is on until 10pm. How are they going to fill it?

Didn't Stacey thingy cover Chris Rea for an Iceland ad? I think that put me off that one.

Heyhoooo everyone, it's an end to all this madness with Madness hoho

Are they stretching this out for an hour goodness me

Fairy- apparently with lots of has-beens. .

TWO HOURS???? Ye gods, not sure if I can last the course!

Rou- they are stretching this out for

TWO HOURS

AND 5 MINUTES

Are all the past winners coming back then Raahh?

They may as well have two hours of ads.

2 hours?? Guess that will be a LOT of adverts then...oh I wish I could drink tonight! 😱

Hi all! I seem to have missed that 5 am left last night. Must have fallen asleep!

Are Little Mix the worlds biggest girl band? really?

X post lol

I'm back in time for the final.
Evening everyone

2 hours!!! I'll be asleep way before then, I'm an hour ahead so it'll finish at 11!

Fairy -that would be one way to do, I suppose .

Er- wtf , Dermott.

I thought it would be all done and dusted by 9!
Little Mix again?
Surely this is overkill
I wonder if they'll be in just their pants again

T'would be lovely to see LM in clothes.....

Of god 2 hours, as if we haven't already suffered enough

At least Madness will be wearing trousers. One out of three ain't bad!

As an aside.... do the audience actually pay to go to Wembley and see this?

There must have been a proper act, surely, and Madness have had to step in. I can't believe someone booked them as a first choice. They do holiday camp weekenders ffs.

Is Sherzy pissed or are her heels too high to walk in?

Is shitsinger wearing stilts?

Evening

It's been well Xmassy chez Headbands today, bit of Xmas shopping this morning, then we've watched Elf and Polar Express, then I faffed abaht cooking a roast and drinking wine whilst DD and sons girlfriend wrapped loads of family presents for me. Result