X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

I didn't even know it had started.

Me either! It was like a 3 minute intro.

I'm ready for a nanna nap.

Noisy it's nice to know we have support in our endurance test

MIL calls them Clean Biscuit

I'm ready for a nanna nap

Should have kept honey g, she was too gangsta for all this crying

That Duet was awful . It was like listening to cats screech at each other, trying to compete who is worse.

Nooo, don't let him sing prince songs

He has NO RIGHT to cover this song!

Ninja- yup. I think Saaara has it.

Matt has Nicole as a duet, probably.

That means all we will hear is Nicole.

I like Adam Lambert. He can be as batshit as Saaara can be. They can win together.

Purple Rain wasn't on the list Actually, there was not song on the list.

Is it t gonna be....

... that Spanish lass?!?

Matt murdering a. 80 s classic.

Nooooo not Prince!!!

Fuck off with your facking falsetto.

Better than a soggy biscuit Noel!
learned about them here on Mumsnet

No one on X Factor can do Purple Rain like Ruth Lorenzo did. That's what Simon is thinking of right now.

At least Matt gets to sing with an actual star.

They must save so much money, not having to fork out for Beyonce and Rihanna

Shitsinger is such a show off

Si and louis doing finger pointing in sync.
Sweet. ( or just wrong )

You can't even hear Matt over Nicole

Prince is the only one who can sing this.

Nicole puts them all to shame again.

Nicole never misses an opportunity to get on stage and belt something out. Remember when her mic wasn't working and she stole the mic from................well whichever contestant it was she was duetting with.

Alabaster

Ruth Lorenzo that's it, couldn't remember her name