X FACTOR- Park the battle buses - it's THE FINAL (part one) Saturday at *****8pm*****

[Raahh]

Hopefully , someone went to watch poor Matt, and everyone got back from Helsinki in one piece.

The duets for tonight are rumoured to be

Saara
Adam Lambert, possibly singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody'

Her other song is 'Everybody wants to rule the world' Not sure if it will be the dirgey Lorde version- but since we've ditched Emily, hopefully not.

Matt

Poor Matt. Sam Smith wouldn't duet with him, or James Arthur, so surprise !! it's .... Nicole! probably. No idea of song.
Other song possibly Jesse Glynne's 'Take me Home' .

5 after Midnight

Duet rumoured to be with - no-one knows. Probably someone from Westboyshoite knowing Louis.
Solo song- Crazy in love by Beyonce.

Simon has flu apparently and might not be there.

Very sad news about Louis Tomlinson's mum this week, he is due to perform this weekend. That will be hard for him .

Haven't heard what the actual winner's song is yet, wonder if it is still one by Ed? Since this was meant to unsuitable for 5AM the show's producers will be wanting to push for a Saara /Matt win, surely.

Anyway, I have lots of boring stuff to do, but need nibbles and something to get me through the show.

See y'all later.

Make them stop!!!!

Guess that answers the "which one is it that can't hold a tune" debate that DH and I had earlier

Louis has money but a terrible dress sense - bingo caller! Lol
More fake tears.
Its last years has been..

When I go fully grey I want to have a blue rinse, or maybe a nice lilac rinse

Right, Louisa from last year who hasn't yet bought a record out???

oh ffs.

i don't like Clean Bandit.

they got them cheap, cos of the Louisa connection....

Louisa Johnson still can't sing then...

Has she come to make them sound good? Clever tactic.

Louisa Johnson?

It's a long way from the days of Beyonce duets.

She sounds as bad as they do

Rousette- well, not by herself, no.

alabaster I'm going to have different colour rinses to go with my outfits

I don't like Louisa's new image. Or her new shite voice.

Can I be the first to say Louisa has forgotten her skirt? She'll catch her death...

So, this really is the shitest duet year EVER when duetting with Nicole is actaully the highlight.

They had Macca on one year..
This year .. Louisa someone and the other lot.

Her new song is by herself isn't it?

Not that I care obvs

THAT WAS AWFUL

I didn't even know it had started.

Saara has definitely won.

4 bad singers on the stage instead of 3. Middle 5am boy is more famous than Louisa Johnson - he was on kids telly for years

I'm old Raaahhh don't even know who clean bandit is

Noel is it? it's hard to tell these days..

Oh, and good evening all! Have DSis round so can't bitch post on here too much, but rest assured we are suffering along with you

Noel she'll be singing it to herself too, I predict empty arenas in her future

very proud that I re-read the thread and called clean bandit by the right name... preens...