Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

We are sitting here having a lazy pizza and chips tea... not a morel or grain of quinoa in sight.

Oooh! It's "Ready, Steady, Cook!"

Andrew and James for the hoof, thanks.

(Would be ok if Roseanna left too, if one of the women must.)

Love the left over invention test. Seems more like real life. Let's open the fridge and see what I have in here.

Whoops! - how did I miss that Zoe was in the dance cook off?!

Beards of the World

C'mon Zoe!

You can do it!!!

Mmmmmmmmmm schnitzel. (I think they use rose veal on this show so I can cope with the idea of it.)

Has anyone had yellow courgettes? Do they taste any different to the green ones?

Roseanna is looking stressed . . . again.

What is this passion for flame-throwers?

James has cooked a dish of buzzwords.

Off -topic - DAVROS - did you ever report on your headwall's experience? Or are you still suffering PTSD?

Mmm that looks nice. I prefer vegetarian food to meaty/fishy a lot of the time.

Haven't eaten yellow ones to the best of my memory Flappy but I reckon a courgette is a courgette is a courgette.

Quinoa is a proper grain, gf and was a staple of some native folk, then trendy fuckers discovered it and it's become too expensive for them to eat.
Missed all that as I was getting beaten on a sat nav on eBay.
Think Roseanna might have screwed the pooch, sadly.

Glad the veggie one James did went down well

Rosanna's looks a bit gloopy

I just don't think I've ever had quinoa that tastes nice. Could very well be my cooking admittedly.

Oh dear Roseanna ...

Oh, dear! Roseanna isn't doing very well. What a shame.

I wanted all the girls to get through.

Roseanne has blown it. She's only 21 though so she has a stellar career ahead of her. Watch this space.......................

Gregg is such a tosser! It might not be a great meal but he throws culinary psychobabble out as though he is making sense.

COME ON ZOE!

The two that get the push will feel pretty crap

'coriander drizzle' shudder I hate coriander. Herb of the devil.

Well done Zoe though, she's back on her game.