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Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:22

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

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JuneFromBethesda · 06/12/2016 20:29

Usually by this point in the competition I've lost interest because the food wankery has reached epic proportions. Surprisingly it all looks fairly normal so far.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:29

squoosh

Grin lick Lucy Worseley's hairslide - CLASSIC!

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:29

squoosh

Grin lick Lucy Worseley's hairslide - CLASSIC!

squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:29

The claw reaching out of the plate is a bit crime scene-y

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/12/2016 20:30

Oh I hope Roseanne hasn't fucked up. For once I was happy with what Gregg said.
Quinoa is always a mistake.

squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:31

Well four at least you share common pommy-granate ground with your pal Gregg 😅

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:31

I can't remember half of these people.

squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:32

Quinoa is awful stuff.

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:32

When I was a lass I think we called it bulgar wheat OhWhat and it was a staple of the hippy veggies.

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Spookle · 06/12/2016 20:32

I just showed superb resourcefulness and initiative by washing my cereal bowl and reusing it fr my mince pies.

Come on Zoe!

JuneFromBethesda · 06/12/2016 20:32

Me neither Grouchy All the beards are merging into one. What a revolting thought [not a fan of facial hair]

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:32

Come over here and say that squoosh I'll flatten yer grrrrrrrrrrrrr Wink

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GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:33

Zoe. Sad

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:33

Forgot this was was on (DH was watchingDI Banks on iplayer) Nowhave to catch up.

Looks like a facial hair competition so far - I can practically smell the beard wax.

Go AWAY Gregg!!

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:34

Quinoa is muck!

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:34

I used to hate facial hair [June] till DH grew a beard. Now he is not allowed to shave.

Gary's dish looks a bit blank.

squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:34

I love tarragon sauce too. Marcus and I are so suited!

Poor Zoe though

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:34

Oops. Formatting idiot.

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:35

My late DH had a baby soft grey beard. I loved it. Him, not so much at times.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:37

Does Gregg's opinion really count for the voting?

squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:37

It's good when you can fancy someone even when they're being a twat!

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:38

Come on Zoe, you can do this!

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squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:38

Rosanna's kicked puppy face is a bit annoying

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:39

I like beards - DH has a beard - but this is like "Beards of the World".

Poor Roseanna! I really like Roseanna . . .

JuneFromBethesda · 06/12/2016 20:39

Surely not Flappys

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