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Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:22

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

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fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:53

Atagirl Zoe back in the game!

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fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:54

Devil's snot June

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:54

YES!

Marcus approves.

(If Were Zoe, I would begrudge Gregg every forkful, he is such a tw@t!)

And Monica is a happy bunny kiwi, too -great stuff!

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:54

Zoe and James through then.

Great stuff, Zoe.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:55

Poor Roseanna. She looks stricken!

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:55

Gregg admires Andrew - Kiss of Death!

Vixxfacee · 06/12/2016 20:56

Rosanna is so unlikeable.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:57

Is it just me, or does Zoe look like Miss Trunchbull as a girl?

Spookle · 06/12/2016 20:57

Poor Rosanna looks like she is about to throw up.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:57

Is it just me, or does Zoe look like Miss Trunchbull as a girl?

TheLegendOfBeans · 06/12/2016 20:57

No Vix! She's just v v v serious Grin

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:57

Good call Grouchy

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squoosh · 06/12/2016 20:57

Fuck off Gregg. You are the Kraft cheese slice to Marcus and Monica's artisan Brie.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 20:58

Oh - I like her Vixx, but she didn't do well at all here. Such is life . . .

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 20:59

Mmmm. Artisan brie.

Ahahaha @ the green splat on the plate tomorrow.

fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 20:59

More Zoe splat to come!

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fourquenelles · 06/12/2016 21:00

Until tomorrow. Am off to break open the Christmas biscuits. Purely for quality control you understand.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 21:02

Looking forward to tomorrow

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 21:03

Oh, we understand only too well, Quennelles . . . Wink

MrsBernardBlack · 06/12/2016 21:06

Sorry, but Rosanna was beginning to drive me mad with her constantly mentioning that she was 'only 21'. So what?

She still doesn't come close to Greg in irritatingness though...

SallyGardens · 06/12/2016 21:06

Good woman Four, I haven't even bought any yet.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 06/12/2016 21:10

She still doesn't come close to Greg in irritatingness though...

No - he's pretty much on a par with pubic lice, I imagine.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 06/12/2016 21:10

I'm having pain au buerre.
See you all tomorrow.

GrouchyKiwi · 06/12/2016 21:26

Grin Flappy

WouldHave · 07/12/2016 08:15

How many times did Rosanna tell us she's only 21? Maybe she should have waited a few years to get some more actual experience under her belt?

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