Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

I can't get past grace's hair - a real wet fingers in a socket job!

They seem to love her meal - GOOD!

She's done very well there.

Good stuff, Rosie.

How the hell is she 21 and so calm about it all??

21!! She's half my age, what have I achieved sobs quietly in the corner

Oh shame no meringue

Hmmm that pudding doesn't look very thrilling

Pudding looks a bit of a letdown.

That looks like my granola from breakfast.

Oh what a shame - meringue not ready. Egg whites are a bugger.

Good food is worth waiting for, and the proof of the pudding . . .

June She's a third of my age ()

pats Flappys' shoulder comfortingly

He's in a flap here...

Oh Mark!

There there you can be the plucky 40 something Mum on the next series of pleb Masterchef. Greg(g) will patronise you as though you're an elderly maiden aunt ( being a mere decade younger than him and therefore not worthy of his romantic attentions)

We'll cheer you on!

Sits in the corner with Flappys with Nora Batty tights hoiking my bosom
Gorgeous has twitchy nerves

IT was a knicker dropping moment squoosh.
Why does Tracey always look like she is eating bogies?
Think mark has screwed the pooch.

She's older than my little sisters so I can cope with her youth.

Not sure about Mark's plate of food.

That's what I was thinking Jay! It looks like something they'd give you in a 1970s health farm.

Now that is a pud!

Theselittle fruity towers of fattening deliciousness look yummy

Mark's dessert makes me crave my Aunty's custard square.

Aw thanks squoosh I couldn't go on Masterchef though, I've never cooked scallops or chocolate fondant, I'd fall at the first hurdle ...

Arghh-he did overdo the rose water. Yuck.
Bye bye mark.

( being a mere decade younger than him and therefore not worthy of his romantic attentions)

See - there is indeed a sliver lining in every cloud