Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Monica seems to have found herself a bit and doesn't channel Michel Roux
In everything she does or say nowadays.

The gurning, timekeeping grocer is back.

I do like an invention test.

2 hours and 15 minutes?!

What ho! I like Gary.

Was that beef touching the fish?
I hope none of the women go out-I think they should open a restaurant together.

I like Gary too.

Was very pleased to see Zoe again as well. It's like she's my little sister. (Not weird.)

I like Gary too.

Evening all. I like an invention round

I am stuffing Aldi's mini apple stollen down my neck with a mug of coffee tonight. It is ver ver naice.

Do they normally taste each other's food??

Oooh fuckery. That's a great idea. I'd eat there.

I want Rich to go and AN Other.

Homemade beef stew with mash and cabbage for me tonight

Rich on the other hand pisses me off unreasonably. He's a bit "zany" for my liking.

Yeah, I still can't get past the holes

Did you know that the Gurning Grocer has a gig fronting an historical battles re-enactment programme starting on BBC4 very soon? I ask the question again.............what deep dark secrets has he got on the BBC producers? Surely the focus groups must show that he is universally loathed? Perhaps he is marmite.

It's courgette flowers tonight.
Can't decide who else I'd like to see go.

Give me a bayonet, I'll sort him out

Time Commanders Four, my heart was pained when I saw G was doing the show. I couldn't remember if he did the last one but I know I enjoyed it.

Oh it's him! The trendy fucker.

Ah, Brenton and his hipster quiff.

Nice one June

I just had my own Masterchef dinner of scrambled eggs on toast followed by a Cadbury trifle. #eatclean #paleo

I thought Tony Robinson did the last one Spookle but I may be wrong. I thoroughly enjoyed it too so at least the content will distract from the constant time checks!

squoosh nice

All these things Marcus has never eaten before!! It's almost as if he doesn't actually cook for a living

Oh hello Max

Four!!!! 😱😱😱😱

The gormless grocer is hosting a documentary on BBC4? BBC4 is my safe place. That twat is not fit to lick Lucy Worsley's hair slide. What dark secrets does he know indeed.

Squoosh

I'll throw a bowl of Cheerios followed by two mince pies with double cream into the culinary delights this evening. tired, achey, can't be arsed even warming anything up