Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Michael O'Hare!!! That's the soot chef whose name I couldn't remember. Michael is very likeable though.

Looks very pretty, and I LIKE the plate, Jay.

I have a cake stand not unlike that.

I don't like cauliflower at all. Maybe I should try roasting it. Does it actually taste of something?

Oh dear, Holes is in trouble

I hate the way Grace Dent drawls

But 'weirdly delicious' from Marcus

Mmm - chefs and critics seem to have opposite opinions

The fake timing bollox.
Ha ha, I was just saying to dh about the plate.
Oh fuck, they like him.

What the hell is that?

His little hose pipe is interesting . . .

What was that strand of snot he draped over the pudding??

What the fuck????

Sorry I just saw the spaghetti thingie

Try it June, it's got a nutty kind of flavour and a lovely texture. Nothing like evil boiled cauliflower

Hose pipe

So do I June. She needs to get her teeth fixed - she can barely articulate.

Not good faces from this pudding

That looks so weird.

'Spaghetti honey' apparently. Ok then.

I'll try it squoosh. I like roasted broccoli, similar thing I guess.

Was that a lace?
Did you see that Squoosh? Marcus inhaling the lace.

It looked like something they'd take out of a cyst in the School of Tropical Medicine

Go Roseanna, go Roseanna ...

Roseanna's leeks look delicious.

I love leeks

squoosh

Oooh, that looks right up my street.

Calm down Roseanna. Notice they didn't scowl at her for being late.

I missed that Grouchy! 😫

Was it a very erotic moment?

Oh I love her. She's so straightforward and unapologetic.

Yeah go Rosanne!