Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Nooooooooooooo!
Half a plate again.

Why are the half plates suddenly a problem?

There's been loads of half plate dishes.

They told him the other day not to plate half the plate only

Why didn't he listen again??

Genuinely can't call this.

Ooh! These re string together - yesterday's lot were miles from each other.

They had much worse feedback overall than Ellie et al

*are sitting, not re string

"laaarved the sorbet"

I think Brenton may be going.

Yay!

Phew that was close

Good call, four.

EXCELLENT

Great top 4! If they could bring back Max and Rosanna that would be even better

Oh - poor Brenton.

They've all been so kind to one another, and he can't help being Australian. They do actually seem to like each other don't they.

Stand down the Gary Pocket Chef Liberation Front (until next time).

I heart Gary in a totally fe college supporting way.

Now to watch some numpties on BBC1. See you next week one and all.

Phew. I ended up liking trendy fucker Brenton. But obviously not as much as Gary.
Yeah there's the wanky forrin place.
Next week. I'm off for a slab of gf Christmas cake.

Ugh. Don't like the look of that restaurant. Scandi chic?

This looks like next week is going to be a cracking final.

If the cat throws up, then it will remain until after the programme.

If anyone wants feeding, they can have a bag of crisps.

If the dogs need a wee, they can knot their legs.

I'm not missing this!

This is the restaurant they're going to in Norway next week: Maaemo. Looks like loads of pretentious wankery but maybe Chef Bang will surprise me.

do chefs ever wash their hands?

I missed James becoming Wee Chef. Was it something he said ?
I don't mind food on j cloths - kind of assuming they haven't been used much for other purposes.

Footle he did the pretentious "Oui Chef" thing when working with a real professional chef hence Wee Chef

And Footle - he was so "Uriah Heep" it was embarrassing - "Oh, I'm so 'umble, me, Chef. Ever so 'umble. It's such a great honour basking in the glow of your magnificence, Chef. I am not worthy to lick the strings your apron, Chef. Oui, Chef, non Chef, trois bags full, Chef."

It was truly vomit-inducing.

He had no shame.