Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Squeezy bottles do look fun.

Come on Gary do your best!

For Marcus and ME, Monica.

Don't make me hate you too.

grouchy I picked that up too. But nothing can make me hate Monica. Even poor grammar.

Right - I've been putting the chips on. Got to catch up . . .

Gary's "me 'n' you" looks good

Chips you Say? I declare Flappy MC champion!
I'm glad they have stayed in Britain for the restaurant challenge instead of going to "interesting" places abroad.

LAMINGTONS. Craving.

A fucking lamington Brenton! Oh ffs no.

Well at least Brenton is nice about the others - not like Wee Chef ("friendship ends at the door . . . "

I thought the "interesting" place abroad was for the final three?

If Gary doesn't get through, I am going to bomb the studio.

I like a LMP, me.

Oh you're right kiwi.
Oh Matt!

Brenton looks like a cornered rat - his eyes are darting about, looking for escape

Pansies . . . why am i not surprised?

That plate brenton is using is awful. He's not done enough.

Uh oh, bye Matt

I'd like them to spend a couple of days with Lisa Allen or Angela Hartnett instead of going abroad.

Ooooh that's turned thing around. Bye Brenton.

Brenton is out!

A wet posset. Nothing worse. Off you trot.

Garygarygary!

Why did Gary still plate on one side even though they told him not to?!

Shuttup both of you. This is perfect!