Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Gravetye Manor in Sussex Fuckery My house when I win the Eurolottery this Friday.

He's a nice chef.
Ah speaking of which, this article saddened me.

Their website is down. I reckon thousands of viewers are trying to check the place out along with a fair few Mumsnetters.

Hope I haven't missed much (cat vommed up identifiable body parts - fortunately not human)

Yes, fuckery, I was very upset about that. Probably not as upset as Michel's staff. But that is disappointing.

That has saddened me too Fuckery. I didn't have him down as a wanker but what do I know?

Greedy sod! At those prices, too!

Stick some flowers on it and try to flog it Flappys

Gary's being kept busy.

You Can Do It, Gary!

This chef is lovely indeed. I hope he pays his staff properly.

I'm going to eye them all askance now.

Brenton's hair is extra ridiculous tonight.

That fondant looks very, very depressed

Wondering if that has anything to do with Marcus taking over? Though he's been on a while now.
Gary you little beaut. Though they are all really good. Can I eat that burst fondant please?

But if you DID get a Michelin star for beans on toast, it would be edamame beans on artisanal granary

Marcus took over because Michel endorsed some potatoes and the BBC told him he was naughty so he quit.

Brenton of Quiff is proving to be a bit of a brown-noser, too.

Red Roosters or Rooster Reds potatoes I think.

That's very pretty

Ah, confit egg yolks. The prawn cocktail of the 2010s.

I'm expecting some nasturtium leaves.

Going to be a tough call, they are all excellent.
Oh that is a nice gaff. I'll be along for a weekend sometime in May Forq, m'kay? But I can't be doing with a bowl of flowers in a plate.

Welcome anytime Fuckery

Bingo Grouchy Nasturtium leaves!

There ya go Kiwi.
I'm going to get me some squeezy bottles and watch my boys face when there's little dots of sauce.
Matts good. But can't resist brown nosing.

Signing in

This Aussie guy is pretty annoying. Him to get fired I hope.

Brendon's nailed it.