Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Umm, that's a mess.

Please let him cock it up.

Even Greg(g) would struggle ( and he's a pig . . .)

Heh, flappys, I certainly thought there was a touch of the phallic to his dish.

That custard dish looks grim.

James has the worst comments so I'm thinking he'll be gone, especially since he messed up the seasoning yet again.

Please, please, please, please, please. . . .

Fingers crossed that James has let himself down with the seasoning again

Our Noo, il c'est through.

He's so sweet - a modest Frenchman. I didn't know you could get them

I was thinking that myself Flappy. No French man I've ever met has been that humble and modest

Our noo and our Ellie had hardly any criticism.
Hang on, suddenly James was great?

'I'm on the cusp of getting somewhere I didn't expect'.

Yeah, the bus home.

Wee Chef looks like a murderer on one of those American Death Row programmes

YYEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Yes!

OH, THANK CHRIST!!!!

By the Power of MumsNet!

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Now if we could just rewind and get Claudia back in STD my week would be complete :)

HUZZAH!

Well done Masterchffians, I feel our vibes telepathically influenced the judges.

Even though it was filmed months ago.

Squoosh, you're so mean but so on point.

What's STD? I'm not sure I want to wish that on Claudia

Like the way they toast each other at the end "Yes - we've got rid of Wee Chef . . . Our work here is done. Have a top-up!"

Oh bollox, Gary brenton and whatshiname. All really good.

I think I'm just mean Footle!

We can bend time squoosh

See you tomorrow all wearing our Gary the Pocket Chef T shirts.

Another programme featuring Greg(g) bloody Wallace?!