Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Squish, mean? Shurely not. See you tomoz gourmands.

I feel our vibes telepathically influenced the judges.

Even though it was filmed months ago

Time is a construct squoosh and does not actually exist. just ask Einstein. I know he's dead but he's still alive somewhere because of Time Science.

Obviously you are right, and we did influence the judges.

Now all we have to do is use the Power of Our Minds to throw Greg(g) under a stampeding cabbage . . .

Gregg walked in front of our car at the Cake & Bake show last year. We didn't run him over.

As long as Gary gets through tomorrow I'm not bothered about which of the other chefs makes it.

Oh Flappy I feel all empowered now!

Gregg walked in front of our car at the Cake & Bake show last year. We didn't run him over.

Leave the thread and never return.

'he's still alive somewhere because of Time Science.'

What's STD?

Oops. SCD. All thought of Gregg's cherries must have pushed me in that direction.

Gregg walked in front of our car at the Cake & Bake show last year. We didn't run him over.

Don't blame yourself Kiwi. We all make mistakes.

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Queen

Wee Chef was ridiculous with his Wee Chef and general crawling up peoples backside answers. Im glad he's gone.

Just found this thread- bloody brilliant! Read some but not all of it and I'm sure this has already been said but is substantial facial hair a pre-requisite for this year? Also glad wee chef went as he touched his beard far too much ( probably between hacking up pigeon legs) and I'm concerned about the hygiene standards

Worrier, I thought just the same about the way he rubbed his beard and his head while cooking. Bleurch.

worrier and Footle

I was more concerned about Wee Chef's slimy, sticky, slivery trail that he must have left as he slithered sycophantically around the judges.

(My word - there is some very pleasing alliteration in that post )

But I admit that I have wondered why no-one has to wear a beard net hairnet or cap or anything.

Right

Gary - don't disappoint us

What ho here we go (alliteration in honour of Flappys)

Ah, a little bit of nothing on a big white plate

Sorry, squoosh. Will try harder if there ever is a next time.

I think I need to go to this manor for my birthday.

I want that house, I want that garden and I want an army of staff to look after it for me.

I really think he needs a beard net

That fish looks NOTHING like the dory in Finding Nemo

Who is this then? Was making coffee.

Looks like some disgruntled kitchen employee has spat on that

I'll fight you for the house, four.

And as for brentons ridiculous floppy hair...
See the cherry truck has been in again.
I don't like them putting stuff on j cloths.