Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Cmon our nooo! It looks fabulous.

Generally, I think "refined" is code for "hardly any food". Looks lovely, though.

Hooray for Arnaud !

Aww I'm so happy for him. Look at his happy little face.

Ooooh! Loadsa compliments from M & M for the main.

Now - the pudding . . . phew!

Yay Arnaud!

I love how modest and understated he is. Not like.......the other one.

Right Ellie - keep Wee Chef where he belongs

Yeah, I'd force that down. Good lad.
Holding breath for Ellie.

Oh no - criticism of the crab reduction

Her pudding looks a bit dull tbh.

She looks worried sick

Marcus love Ellie.

Okay Wee Chef - what wankery have you to offer now?

And stop hugging people, you Judas, when you've just said friendship stays at the door

Mostly high praise for Ellie too.

Now for James to fluff it and we're sorted.

He's got such smug Ming the Merciless eyebrows.

All three bloody dogs want a wee at the same time right now gah!

Hah, more purple and weird presentation.

That dish James did called "frustration" was off the scale wankery and made me want to punch him hard in his confit egg

Am I the only one who things his plate looks like "Great moments in phallic cookery"?

That's a refined pudding. That ice cream looks lovely.
Whoop!
Now for James elephant ear. Red wine sauce with fish?

'stop hugging people, you Judas, when you've just said friendship stays at the door'

Oh I really want James to mess up.

Stop giving him compliments!!!!

That's it Marcus - put the boot in!

"Errors on the plate". Excellent