Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

squoosh

Kiwi, the closest I usually get to eating out is the school canteen.
Arnnoo's has a face on his.

Our noo hasn't done so well with this.

Arnoo's response to the critique makes me love him.

YES! ()

The bouillabaisse is like a murky puddle.

But he looks so pleased with himself.

James is such a creep.

Oh God - he's such a crawler!

"I can't thank you enough chef"

"I've been told that before chef"

"Can I lick your bottom chef"

Pthrrrrrp!

And his trousers are ridiculously short . . .

Right suck arse is James.
Come on James fuck it up royally. Especially after that comment.

Brace yourself Flappys he may get through!

'blow these guys out of the water'

Oh fuck off you beardy wank. Even the wind would refuse to blow this idiot.

Pass the sick bags . . he's such a "sook"

It's all james' false modesty that is so nauseating

"Oh it's just such an honour to even be nominated!". That's the kind of shit he'd come out with. Hope he fucks this up big time

Praying for him to add something stupid to his meal - an elephant's ear, perhaps, lightly sautéed and garnished with mouse droppings.

No need for a pudding that big, Gregg isn't there. (Hopefully it won't set)

Come on Arnaud, show Wee Chef what's what!

Arnaud's food sounds luvverley! Go Our Noo!

Our Noo has a very unusual baldness pattern - it's rather charming (like the rest of him)

Monica's had a tutorial about pronouncing Arnaud.

I love sea bass. Her dessert also sounds great.

Come on E and A.

I hope the ice cream sets this time

James is such a fucking Ron Manager.

Oh no, Ellie's doing ice cream. Kiss of death.

WAHOO OUR NOO!

Good man!

Go Our Noo! Yeah