Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Fecking rochers.

Thinking about it, we have some Christmas ferrero rochers in the kitchen. Maybe I need to take a leaf from four's book and eat Christmas.

Fuckery

Oh no - broken taco!

James has the look of a serial killer. But not the knife skills.

I LOVE this comment

"Oui, chef"

Pretentious tw@t!

What was wrong with Ellie's cake (I had to let a dog out)

If everyone said Marcoose the whole time they'd be corrected. Why do they all say Arnoo with impunity ?

Not pushed down into the mould so it had gaps on the top Flappys

My Mexican dil would kill anyone who served guacamole in a glass.
My vair rich Australian friend went there for dinner. (Didn't take me. Humph. Took me to the Wolsley)

This food isn't really appealing to me. Too much green murky stuff.

The Wolsley. Oh you poor love, life is so cruel

Good comments from the diners, though.

Cut your fingers off wee chef (not really, well maybe)

Nope, don't like James at all.

I miss Plaity Cunt

Fuckery you poor thing

Dammit!

Asparagus Cake Man gets the best report . . .

So do I squoosh. he grew on me. Like a wart.

Turbot is LOVELY. It's my favourite.

Asparagus cake man shall henceforth be known as Wee Chef to me.

Nope don't like this signature dish at all.

I know, life is just so fucking unfair! (Sent my filet steak back cos it was cold)
Well that looks nicer.

Wee Chef and Our Noo

That looks quite tasty.

I'm ignoring all you people who get to eat out at fancy restaurants. Only place I've been lately was Pizza Express.

Isn't Gary wee chef?
Phew, thought Ellie had fucked it.

Arnaud seems very much out of his depth tonight.

Gary can't be wee chef, he'll have to be pocket chef