Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

At least they haven't stuck all the good ines in together.
Did you see the young Marcus Squoosh? I think I prefer the mature version.

Mmm. That looks nice.

I saw young Marcus and commented to older Marcus, who has been let out of the cellar tonight, that he's really improved with age.

What's that green stuff?

In the glass - guacamole

On the plate - chimchiree sauce (or something - maybe it was Mary Poppins sauce - something lie that . . . )

For crying out loud - don't trust Asparagus Cake Man with the main.

James has git the really tough one. Arnauds is lovely, but apart from the lobster it's just assemblage.

There's some tough cooking needed tonight. Not sure asparagus cake man is up to it.

is it just me or is Ellie getting a bit ahead of herself?

Pineapple with pina colada ice-cream. I like how 1980s it is!

That is fucking not guacamole!
Pineapple and coconut. No ta.

Is that the first rocher that's indistinguishable from a quenelle of the series?

Ellie wanted to ask something - I wonder what it was?

I really dislike James. I don't know how he's still in it.

Rocher is a one handed quenelle. Right up your street squoosh as it gives you a spare hand to torture that Wareing chap.

James puts the as(s) in 'asparagus cake'.

That is fucking not guacamole!

That's what I thought, Fuckery, but that's what they said, I'm sure.

Cos I thought guacamole looked like mushy peas ()

I like Ellie's confidence in her abilities. She should be confident.

Actually slightly impressed by chef's sauce decoration. It does look much better than Arnaud's attempt.

Ah thank you four! Do you aspire to be fourrocher or do quenelles think themselves a cut above their one handed cousins?

That pigeon loks raw

James' 'OUI CHEF' irritates me so much.

James has the look of a serial killer. But not the knife skills.

Always a quenelle squoosh if only for the fact that fourquenelles sounds like a very squiffy Irish "fuckinghells"

Spoon rubbing. That's a handy tip.