Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Does anyone else think that Marcus and Monica have Greg(g)-cancelling headphones which enable them to retain their sanity?

Oooh! Subtle pun. four ()

They must have Flappys

I hope they do, Flappy.

squoosh When can I expect you at mine with a lemon tart in hand?

Arrivederci plaity cunt

Bye bye Mark/Wayne handsome man

Bye bye plaity cunt your time has come.

Well you'd have to, or kill him onscreen.
Good call. Fuck off cunty chops!

Wayne knew. It was written all over him.

A few relieved faces when Rich was announced.

Ciao, Wayne/Mark and Rich. I won't miss you, sorry/notsorry.

I feel sorry for Plaity Cunt 😟

Was that frogspawn on the preview of the next show?

Ooo was that a quick glance of Gary getting the Marcus love right at the end there?

Plaity cunt will be big in 5 years time mark my words.

So do I a bit, squoosh. I would rather have got rid of asparagus cake man.

Still - I'm sure his liver and custard brioche (or whatever monstrosity he reverts to tomorrow) will see him off.

As big as Mattei, four

Grouchy I will be around in the morning. Have the Buck's Fizz ready

See you next time. I have an Aldi Apple stollen to demolish with a mug of coffee.

'Liver and custard brioche'

😂

Excellent, squoosh.

I have eaten Christmas for the third time. I must stop buying stuff until Christmas Eve. Gah!

No Grocer tonight. Huzzah!

This chef has a touch of the Roland Rivron about him (remember him?)

Signing in

This bearded man is quite sexy. Enjoy the photos of 20something Marcus Wareing too

I used to love Roland Rivron - his drunken GP character was hilarious!

Chef reminds me of my uncle.