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Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:22

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

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GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:49

That looks grim, Wayne/Mark.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:49

Shut up Gregg.
Brenton went too simple.
That looks meh.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:50

Mark/Wayne is a gonner

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:50

Looks a bit like a car crash on a plate.

Never cook tofu.

Ever.

It is muck!

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:51

Arnaud's looks lovely.

I would eat it

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:51

Puffed quinoa? Fucking puffed quinoa? What fresh hell is this?

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squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:52

Only that stupid green grocer would be surprised that salted peanuts tasted salty and peanutty

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:52

Why does he insist on using only half the plate?

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:52

Rich aka plaity cunt is a gonner.

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:52

True dat Flappy.
Oh look, some chucked up on a plate.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:52

Rich's food always looks like a city on a planet in a galaxy far, far away .. .

cauliwobbles · 13/12/2016 20:52

Humble Frenchman (in my experience) you don't get many of them to the lb!

Oooohhh plaity cunt looks like he wants to much Marcus.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:53

Perhaps not

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:53

Gary's looks exciting. i like the look those baby meringues.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:54

Was worried for Gary when I saw his dish before, but that looks amazing and yes please come cook for me right now, good sir.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:54

Oh YES!!!

Gary's gonna be through!

squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:54

I make a lovely lemon tart

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:54

Was that greggs sex face?
Gary to win. He's head and shoulders above anyone else.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:54

Yeah our Gary done good!

Did you know he has 5 (five) children?

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BadKnee · 13/12/2016 20:54

yay for Gary! Now I'd eat that all up right now!

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:55

Wayne and Rich to go?

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:55

How many children four?

squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:56

Maybe Brenton will get the push

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:56

not four Flappys five Wink See what I did there?

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:56

Yay Ellie!