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Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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fourquenelles · 01/12/2016 20:22

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

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squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:36

OhWhat with that kind of behaviour I'll be locking you up in my love dungeon with Marcus! 😂

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:36

James! Fuck no. Smug cunt.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:36

Fair enough.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:37

Only fruit or veg? Is Greg(g) on commission from Covent Garden or something?

squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:37

I can't get past the asparagus cake either Flappy!

I'm happy for Matt though.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:37

Only if I can bring Jay.
Something close to me. Eeeeeergh.
Actually fruit n veg is ok.

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:38

Darn. My least favourite (James) is through.

Hate to give Gregg any credit but I like this challenge.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:38

A chance for me to celebrate my fruit and vegetable salads that squoosh loves so much.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:38

"Two of them are going to curse the day this greengrocer ever walked into the Masterchef kitchen . . ."

Don't be modest Greg(g) - more than two people curse that day

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:40

Since when were eggs and cheese members of the fruit and veg classes?

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squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:41

Oh yes your strawberry salads!

The horror 😅

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:42

Echoed in every one of our living rooms Flappy.
Gary's sounds lovely.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:42

Nice that he told Marcus what a pistol was.

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:42

*pistou - effting autocorrect Angry

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 13/12/2016 20:45

Arnaud. Mmmm
Elite, a bit risky.

cauliwobbles · 13/12/2016 20:46

As long as plaity cunt doesn't get through I don't really mind.

squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:46

Elly's doesn't thrill me but it looks nice and dainty

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:46

Elly's dish looks very cheffy. Not sold on cold soup, but it does look tasty too.

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:47

Yes shut up Greg(g) says Monica.

You have it wrong knobhead.

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FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:47

Ellie doesn't look too disappointed with the Demo Grocer's comments

cauliwobbles · 13/12/2016 20:47

Doesn't Ellie look like a young Adele?

GrouchyKiwi · 13/12/2016 20:47

Wonder who that one is, Gregg. [rolleyes]

fourquenelles · 13/12/2016 20:48

Come on cauli no sitting on the fence there hehe

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squoosh · 13/12/2016 20:48

I am now on team Plaity Cunt! Come on Rich 👍

FlappysMammyAndPopeInExile · 13/12/2016 20:49

Brendan seems to have wowed the Veg Man - but not Marcus

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