Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Teapot of gravy.

I like it.

Oh Brenton what a wankery presentation.

You've a good 'un to OhWhat!

Wow, the colours in Brenton's plate. Don't like the meat stacked on the side of the bowl, though, or the vertical carrot.

WTF is potato foam?

Oh Lord - he looks stricken. . .

Is that lamb soup?

I agree Marcus

Roast dinner! For who umpaloompa lump as. He thought he was the bees bollox too.

Greg(g) is a patronising git.

Matt's looks young. Everything is improved by the addition of a Scotch egg

That's a dinner!

looks like Matt is through from those comments.

I'd forgotten about Wayne/Mark. That doesn't bode well for him.

'Yum' even

Nice dessert - talk about damned with faint praise

No no no panecotta should be free to wobble like a voluptous breast

C'mon Gazza!

Look at the posh kit Kat! Gary is a fucking star.

Good stuff, Gary. Now come cook it for me.

Hooray - (shuttup Monica!) people like Gary's scran

Did everyone know Gary has five kids?

FIVE

5

Don't worry if you forget, they'll tell us again in a few minutes.

( his pud looked amazing)

That music is driving me insane. STFU, music!

Cooking again : Arnaud, Rich, Ellie and Mark/Wayne?

Oh and

Matt - yes!

But James? After the asparagus cake and the Frustration?