Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Love "Little Rich"s haircut - traditional pudding bowl.

I bet those tiny cattle taste good. Like cherry tomatoes are better than big ones.

They do, four. I used to feed apples to teenage cows in a field near us. they were so sweet, bless them

Oooh! Sorouts My favourite!

I quote him squoosh

"By the way, I did give Time Commanders a go last night, but I don't think I'll be bothering again, as it just seemed to consist of Gregg Wallace shouting "get in there" and getting in everyone's way! How he ever became a 'celeb' I do not know!"

He is not totally aware of the Greg(g) anti fan club here so an almost unbiased opinion!

I wish Greg(g) would have the good manners to put a bag over his head.

And shut up.

*sprouts not whatever it was that autocorrect came up with!

Nice to hear Wayne being so lovely about Mrs Wayne.

Imagine your grief if he'd said 'that Gregg Wallace really is a top notch TV presenter'.

Poor fellow would be out on his ear!

I think if sprouts where rebranded as Sorouts they'd be the heritage carrot of 2017. You are a genius Flappys

How many plate splats do we think there will be? I have started serving food to the dc like that - just chuck it at the plate - splat!

No chance of that squoosh I'd never pick a gentleman caller with such poor taste

Aaah. gary's a loving family man, too.

Were all those children boys? (

caper ketchup!?

I can't cope with food being called sexy. It's for eating, not sleeping with.

James' dish looks a tad blah.

Nah, flappy, I think the one in the middle was a girl.

I had sprouts/sorouts last night.....

STILL farting a day later

(excuse the TMI)

She's got that carnival glass plate from last week.

How did Ellie not get told of for that plate? Arnaud did.

Gregg really can't be parted from that hideous beige blazer this series

Sorouts with chestnuts and lardons are lush. But fart inducing.

Why has Rich put everything on half the plate? If I got that in a restaurant I'd think they had forgotten the chips half the meal.

Evening. My dh went "eh! Wtf us that wanker doing on there?" And that's why he's my man.
James (to require badly what some one said about Donavan. I think he's good, but not as much as donavan does.)
Oh Ellie! She's got the granny plates tonight.
Rich, yeah he can cook, but still a massive wanker. He needs more strawberry.

Rich has errors oh dear. He's not a happy bunny.

Aaah! The delicious Arnaud. . . .

They didn't get my dish. Like I said-wanker.
Oo look at his gravy pot.