Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

I like your style four! 😂😂

Nooooo not the lovely Max!?

How could they lose him and keep Purple Frustration Beardy??

Oooooo was that fair people who have watched the whole thing?

Go Ellie though. She and Gary get my vote.

Aw I like Max 😢

James is far too reminiscent of a certain twatty green grocer.

Phew - James had a narrow escape there.

I'd forgotten the Lamb Fiasco.

Mixed feelings about next week.

Really looking forward to it, but He Whoo Shall Not Be Named is back.

See you next week. I want Gary or Ellie to win. I have spoken.

We vote Gary. And not just because he's from Glasgow.

Brenton's beard looks pubic.

Rich must win. I like him even more because my husband has taken agin him. Every time he is on the screen DH says, "tosser!", but I love him (both Rich and DH).

DH is backing Scottish Gary, yawn.

Also, discovered that Rich sings in a death metal band when not doing high speed chopping and cooking barmy recipes!!!! He MUST win!

Oooooh! About to start!

Oh dear God. I'd forgotten that Gurning Greg(g) was back . . . .

I thought Asparagus Cake Man had gone! I must have blanked him out of my brain . . .

What ho!

In other news my gentleman caller tried watching Time Commanders last night and couldn't take the shouting grocer for more than 10 minutes. Ruined that programme.

. . . I wonder what culinary horrors he has in store for us today

Oh and ............calm down Nettle

Hoping to see some lovely plates of food tonight. And as little of Gregg as possible.

Just got a quick flash of a very phallic carrot. . .

Me too Grouchy me too.

Ooof, Elly's onions coming through the screen there. What a lovely idea for a dish.

Evenin' all.

Beardy specs chef really shreds my samphire. I will never forget his cake crimes.

Dexter beef? Aren't those the really tiny cattle -sort of "teacup" cows?

Oh, Ellie -how could you.

I'm sorry your gentleman caller had to suffer that four 😢

Tiny cows Flappys but then all cows/bulls have lovely faces