Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

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Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Yep I do cba many ways. Tonight was CBA curry.
Look at Gary's wee face.

Apple caviar?

I like Max

Gary looks so nervous.

All nod sagely

You're too kind Flappys

There should be a law against unexpected visitors on Masterchef nights grrrrrr. Will have to catch up double grrrrrrrrrrr

Who the fuck names a plate of food 'Frustration'??

Even for professional Masterchef that's particularly wanky

Those strips of carrot look like imitation bacon dog treats

Oh, dear . . . .

the onions look lovely though

Don't let them in four

That frustration looks bloody awful (I am a bit behind everyone 'cos I had to let the dogs out for a wee)

Oooh Brenton's pud looks yummy

Too late June they snuck up on me and took me by surprise. Bastards.

Four you should have just dragged them by the ear lobe and thrown them out. Don't they know you have chefs to ridicule?!

James is out . . . and he knows it.

I'd be very surprised if he survives the cut.

He should have called it Wankery.
Brenton is OK isn't he?

Mmmm_ lovely looking dessert.

Who's going then?

They came with rose cava so it would have been rude squoosh but I threw them out as soon as I had drunk it.

I like Brenton. He's got a silly name and he looks a bit like an ostrich.

You are too forgiving four

They are letting James through.

I am Flappys I am. Unless we are talking about the gurning grocer

I don't like Brenton because he has a silly name and his quiff is even sillier. He does seem to be good at cooking though.