Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

Oh poor Ellie. But they are ok now. The ambassador loves it!

Tonight's dinner scoffers are a very demure bunch.

Ooooo Gary! can I have the spares

Welcome, peoples, welcome.

The main went down well.

Puddinglooks fabulous. ..

I would eat ALL of those

Oh my gods. That is amazing.

So many men with delightful accents . . .

I don't know why, but I never think that a blow-torched meringue is right.

Anyone who names a dish after an emotion is a twat.

Hahahahaha

I'd lost interest in the competition but the bearded man's (sorry can't remember his name) purple dish called 'Frustration' has woken me right up

Tonight I'm going to be cooking a delightful dish I've named 'Christine'

Cannot help but agree squoosh. "Twat" is understating it.

Also - couldn't fancy a plate of purple either.

I still like Gary. He's so unassuming but he clearly knows his stuff.

Mmmm - a plate full of alliums.

"alluhviate"

Monica, please!

Marcus pronounces 'scone' the same way as I do.

#soulmates
#sconemates

I generally cook things called I Can't be Fucking Arsed. Purple food. Let's not.
Gary's isn't calling to me. (Black pudding. Ewww)

Black pudding mayonnaise - not words I ever thought I'd hear in the same sentence

Fuckery Funnily enough I Can't be Fucking Arsed is in my repertoire too

Already, I think Ellie should win, Her stuff looks lovely!

June, Fuckery - I think you should write the "I can't Be Fucking Arsed Cookbook". Give Mary Berry a run for her money.

Can I pre-order a copy? And will you both sign it?

'I'm just glad Gregg's not here' As are we all, Marcus, as are we all

I thought Brenton was going kiss the top of Gary's bald head for a moment there.

God I love black pudding

Love the way they all looked at each other when Monica told Ellie she was lucky.