Masterchef 2016 Tropaeolums and a Trollope smearing cherries

[fourquenelles]

Here we are. A lovely fresh thread.

I hope this hasn't ended it for her. I like Zoe.

I think Arnaud's looked the most appealing

Heh, Chardonnay it does look like that.

I'm liking Rich more and more. I hope he stays

Out of the 5 it had to be really. Shame she was lovely.

Boo. Bye, lovely Zoe.

I don't like Rich at all. I want to eat/look at sensible, normal food with a lot of class, not craziness on a plate.

Oh no! What a shame!

But it was very stiff competition.

It's all on Ellie now . . .

Zoe was so sweet but I think she was the right one to go. Ellie had better do amazingly though!

Well, ladies.

I will see you again tomorrow.

See you tomorrow.

Wayne has a look and sound of the old Fred Wests about him.

Nah, still a twat Flappy. Oh gutted. Missed most of it skyping dd. It got a bit testosteroney at the end there.

Led the slaughter begin!

Silver service . . . white gloved flunkies . . . .why isn't this my daily life?

What are those green things?

Doesn't everyone live like that Flappy?
I'm loving Gary. He and Ellie are just so controlled, but still amazing cooks.

Hello . . .

. . . anyone there?

< tumbleweed blows across the empty thread >

< a coyote howls >

< Flappy's lip starts to quiver . . . . >

Oh thank God.

I thought I was on my own.

Yes - Ellie and Gary are my favourites, too.

Cool, calm, collected, confident and capable.

They've had more sense than to dot extra courses.

They'll be here Flaps, fret not. Squoosh has to let Marcus out of the dungeon occasionally.

Ellie must have asbestos hands.

Who's the one with the Tin-Tin quiff?

They look as though they are waiting for the FERRERO ROCHER to come round.

That blonde woman is ghastly.

Sorry I'm late, Marcus' cellar locks were a bugger to open.

I see asparagus cake man was using shells as decoration. Pft