Corrie Thread - Is Daniel the least convincing man of mystery ever? - no spoilers please

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a new thread.

I am hoping by the end of this thread Phelan will have disappeared, Anna and family will have moved away and someone will have remembered to book a babysitter for baby Jack.

I'm only watching now but at Robert asking Liz if she had a crowbar, err try the garage?

Leanne was a bit ahead of Michelle as there had already been drama with telling Steve and Liz etc. before Michelle said she wanted a baby. I'd say Leanne was about 7.5 months. Although it looks like the baby is 7.5 months old!

Sporn - maybe he spent too long in the Big House (so he did) to have time to tell Steve all about the Giant's Causeway?

It comes to something when they do a more realistic birth on Friends (Rachel's 40+ hours of labour) than in a soap.

Yes Leanne was already pregnant when Michelle decided to try for a baby.

Michelle and Steve seemingly got pregnant about 48 hours after they decided to give it a try

Must be down to Sexy Steve's Super Sperm. He can get anyone pregnant after a one night stand (Tracey twice, Leanne once, anyone else?) and it seems to help speed up labour too. Maybe Toyah needs to pay him a visit...

Lol @ 'Sexy Steve'

In this house he's called 'Stevie two face' because all he does is the two faces, annoyed and bewildered.

I'm actually serious when I say Sexy Steve, I only ever call him that and he is my number 1 celeb crush and has been for many years. My Sexy Steve magnet sits proudly on my fridge and I have some keyrings too :)

I don't like Toyah's fashion choices, her huge cardigans over a floral dress/tunic thing makes her look so frumpy.

Pasta - I love him too and have the fridge magnet!

In this house he's called 'Stevie two face' because all he does is the two faces, annoyed and bewildered.

Yes, he has the same 'how to act' book as Ken Barlow, but has read even fewer pages of it...

I suppose it was too much to expect a normal delivery in a maternity hospital....i just knew it wouldn't be though.

Why is Leanne making the tea when there are 4 adults and one able bodied teenagers hanging around!

Because Leanne is one of the mothers on here who are expected to look after all the visitors. Besides, as the baby looks as if it was born at least 3 months ago she should be back on her feet by now. Do you have to make an appointment to register the birth nowadays?

eddiemairswife Yes I had to make an appointment to register my baby

All the Platts trooping into Leanne's when she said no visitors and her having to make tea while they loom into the baby's face while Nick pops out to take work calls is an AIBU thread waiting to happen

Anne and pasta, I loved Steve way back in the old days. I wrote to both him and Andy. Only Andy wrote back, though

I remember being very jealous of Vicky when he married her!

I remember having a bit of s thing for Steve Aa a teenager too. Unfortunately now he just looks like he's constipated all the time!

Well I didn't think Steve and Leannes secret would be out so quick!

Awww the baby has the same hairline as Steve

That was a surprise!

Everyone will think steve having a crisis poor confused steve then at some future point Xmas they will remember and put two and two together!

Ok I eat my words!

Oh my goodness. Was not expecting that. Really thought the same as Akire.