Corrie Thread - Is Daniel the least convincing man of mystery ever? - no spoilers please

[AnneEyhtMeyer]

Time for a new thread.

I am hoping by the end of this thread Phelan will have disappeared, Anna and family will have moved away and someone will have remembered to book a babysitter for baby Jack.

Im sure they're trying to make Maria the street sex goddess having all the men falling at her feet. Well, it ain't working, she's about as sexy as a wet dish cloth.

I don't mind the men falling at her feet, but she's in and out of bed with one after the other.

im hoping maria gets sent to prison for her fake marriage to calyspo (whatever his name)

she doesnt bring anything to the screen, no charism, even the sex scenes were boring

It does take more than a pretty face to have sex appeal. She's no Elsie Tanner who had it in abundance.

To ffs what is it about mop head Maria? She's bedded every man on the street and only wants the ones she cant have. Dull and dreary. Don't get me started on her acting.

And fuck off phelan with the same old blackmailing plot again!! Why are none of the residents even remotely upset at losing ask their money on flats? Why is anna walking fine one minute then wobbling the next? What is the allure of tracey? Why does Eva get no airtime except to snort her awful laugh? How has Rita taken Gemma when she lives in a 1 bed flat and has jenny there too? Has everyone forgiven David? How come Mary's memories of having a baby v young not triggered when faye had a kid agreed 14? Why has liz become a letch?

Bizarre bizarre show. I need to take a long long break from watching.

Please tell me someone else has noticed Leanne's horrific pregnancy waddle ?! I mean come on!!

She's no Elsie Tanner who had it in abundance.

Just watching Corrie DVD here, Elsie Tanner just featured. That is for sure, sex appeal to the end.

babbas excellent post!

I watched the Tribute to Jean Alexander last night

Now that was when Corrie was worth watching, I was only a kid but I remember "Woman, Stanley, Woman" so well

And the scene of Hilda crying over Stan's specs is as moving now as it was over 30 years ago

Hilda's arguments with Elsie Tanner.....and the scenes with Annie Walker while Hilda was cleaning (and singing) in the rovers.....just wonderful.

I know this will have been said but I have to say it to someone who watches... what the actual fuck is going on with Leanne's walk!! She walking like she's got a fucking barrel between her legs!!! She's like 6 months pregnant ??? God it's so ridiculous!!!!

Oooh! Just read back a bit littlemiss thank god someone else can see it!!! I like her normally but I could kick her to death when I see that walk!

God sorry I'm on a rant now... starting to fast forward the phelan andy shit ... I just cannot be arsed . Anyone else??

Has anyone reminded Corrie that its Christmas?
Last year was a damp squib, I thought this year would be something huge?
Unless they think Maria getting bedded by Crap Coat Action Man is a big Christmas story?

My theory regarding Leanne's walk is that Jane Danson is wearing a "fat suit body" and it is chaffing her ground.
It is the only logical explanation for the walk.

Her groins not her ground - unless it is particularly low slung!

Well last year Tyrone and fizz spent about 50k biting fake snow and hiring santa. It was ridiculous and there's been no mention of hope or her cancer since! And what happened to tyrones debts? It was a farcical Xmas episode. This year they've bypassed it completely. With kylie and Michael dead, Ken suffering a stroke, sinead being paralysed, anna burnt, izzy jailed, nick dumped at the altar, Maria jailed, Michelle cheated on, Eva cheated on, Sean dumped, half the street scanned of money.... no wonder they're all bypassing Xmas!

Talking about groin chafe Maria must need the sudocrem....

Jane Danson is naturally very bow legged, she always walks a bit weird, but not as bad as that. I should imagine when the producers told her to waddle it was hard for her. I don't think it's her fault.

timetravels I agree, it's going more like Eastenders by the day. No one seems to be happy.

I've just realised who Peter's mystery woman is

Symphony haven't seen tonight's but I guessed Peter's woman a while back - wonder if I'm right.

Yes I think I have too. Something that was said this evening made me sit up.

Yes I think I guessed correctly based on that. I saw it coming weeks ago when they suddenly started talking about her a lot.

I've been worrying that it might be Liz as she seemed to be the only one available. Peter is still hot afaic