Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

[fourquenelles]

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Also monica says'for me' a lot. For me for me for me plates of food plates of food

Gregg is just there to be a talking clock!

Pancreas and Thymus were surely characters in an hilarious Shakespeare comedy.

Wonderful, let's get a full list together. I'm on the waters tonight so will just end up needing a massive wee if I play

Ouch, Markus is mean!!

What has happened to India Fisher? Who is this chap doing the voice over? We should be told!

Why the fuck did this guy just put a massive tower of shit in one huge tall pile?

1 x for me from Monica in that one!

It's been aaaaaages since I've had some powdered yeast! Used to be such a cupboard staple. Yum!

Greaterthan Ah yes, the insane parrots of pirate cooking.

Oh Josh thought you had blown it but no.....Marcus love!

I fink maaate

I love rabbit and crayfish so I hope this is good

Does everyone in this show have a glottalstop?

Plate of food! Bingo!

YES ELLIE!!

That's quite a large feast but looks good

Marcus is sooooo mean today! Guess it's his job but still

Bye bye Fernando but then you didn't practice.

To be fair, these are meant to be professional chefs. If the dishes aren't tasty then wtf are they doing in their job?

I reckon Marcus gets a bit fucked off with how shit some of them are

You're right queen

I had the most disgusting meal of my life from a 'chef' in a hotel. He was pissed I reckon and everything was just caked in balsamic vinegar.

Bottoms. I am flogging my vegetarian dog treats at a Christmas fair tomorrow night so I'll have to catch up later in the week.

I need to know why India isn't doing the voice over and who the usurper is!

It's Sean Pertwee, he's been doing it for ages.

Signing in!