Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

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Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

This guy seems a bit more competent thankfully.

I don't know about egg and blackberry sauce.

I wonder if the latest Mrs Gregg is pregnant with the gormless greengrocer's child yet. He said she'd most likely be pregnant by the time they got back from honeymoon. So that's nice.

Oh fuck, an out there chef. Sand, ffs.

I reckon he's been too close to the grill looking at his eyebrows.

I just noticed the lack of eyebrows! He is the anti Scouse brow.

Vom. Don't remind me, squoosh.

Sandy chef thinks this is Great British Menu.

Sorry Grouchy!

Well obviously Squoosh, he's so fucking virile I'm surprised all the women on the show don't spontaneously ovulate as he walks in.
Rabbit in headlights-nay chance.

You don't meet many young men called Dick these days!

Sorry I am late. Are this lot as hopeless as most of last week's?

Hello four. I don't think any of them will be nabbing Michelin stars any day soon!

I hate that wanky style of presentation.

Textures of sand? I don't want sand in my dinner.

Hi squoosh Marcus has been grumpy ole git

Well there's a bloke with a box, a seafood chef who can't fillet fish, Ron Mc Weasley and Peter Kay sans brows.

He wouldn't be the adorable Marcus if he wasn't a miserable old sod from time to time.

Big praise for Kirsty. She looks like she's about to keel over

Mmmm textures of sand.

Just noticed the lack of brows.

I don't particularly like any of the chefs yet, but I want the woman to go through because ovaries. (Still haven't picked up on her name. Is she the seafood chef?)

Poor eyebrowless Claudio.

Just caught up with eyebrowless Peter Kay. Raw sweetbreads, delicious (not)

I want Dick to get through purely because he's cooked a pudding.

Poor Dick. He and his comedy name are heading home.

And he's called dick, so comedy value, but he's off with Claudio.

Mmm. Raw sweetbreads in thick uncooked pasta.