Masterchef the professionals 2016 Still telling Gregg to shut up

[fourquenelles]

Gather here if you want to lick Monica and Marcus and kick Greg(g)

Fuck off Greg(g)

^^ This, with knobs on

Ah, there you are! My iPad was flat last night. But apart from the young lassie, and weird yeast boy, I wasn't impressed.

I actually thought that fish thing Monica made was pretty horrible looking

Esp burning the skin of the fish

Checking in.

Anyone ever heard of a t bone fish steak before? It's a new one on me...

Sean.... Voice like molten treacle.
I bloody love these chefs who "love" fine dining. Not a fucking scooby.
I love seeing the old mean Marcus, he's been far too cuddly.

I thought Marcus was pretty mean when Greg said "I've never heard of tbone fish before" and Marcus said "I have"

Mean mean Marcus

We like him mean (don't you Squoosh?)
Ah local lass!

Evening all, sorry a bit late tonight!

Hang on, where is Squoosh?
Oh Scottish chef is a bit of a silver fox.

Green soup with veg

I think it would be fair to say the veloute challenge was a total disaster.

I like blood on my plate thanks Monica!

It's not a vintage selection of chefs tonight is it?!

How are they all so shit?!

Damn I got hooked on Watchdog and their broadband investigations.

Marking place.

I have directed squoosh here. I feel terrible as I started this thread not realising she had one on the go already.

Roast dinners.Yummy.

I love a roast chicken dinner.

I made parmesan crisps to go with dinner tonight in honour of Masterchef :)

Get you Garden going all Mastercheffy.

I love it when Marcus tries to smile and joke - he has the glacial eyes of a madman!

Elly channelling her inner sergeant major. She is good.

I may fall out with Marcus- "there is no room for Yorkshire puddings on a chicken dinner" Yorkshires go with every roast dinner in the Fuckery household.
I have a but of an issue with all those beards. A nice neat one, ok, but them full blown hipster ones around food.
I love Ellie.

His mother's chicken gravy is more like chicken glue! surely it should pour not flop?

We had a roast chicken dinner for our wedding dinner. It didn't come with Yorkshires but the venue added them at DH's request.

Where's the gurning one in this test?