The Apprentice 2016

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It is that time of the year when we get to enjoy watching a bunch of incompetent baffoons try an impress Lord Suranal, whilst we laugh and mock them from our sofa's.

I am reading all of their quotes in this morning's Metro and I already want to slap each and every one of them.

Eeeek ! dillite

Break the mad girl! Break the mad girl!

I've come over all mean having watched Suralanlordsugar...

She can speak cat? That's terrifying.

Michelle looks mad there.

She's the same age as me!!!!!????? Get fucked. She's had a hard life then.

I am missing Romesh on YF. Love him.

Hating a lot of the candidates so far. Total pricks. But love it.

I wonder what present she will get.

Annnnnd You're Fired is back on track after one crap year. Excellent.

Oh boy, next week looks good.

Which just shows you- if you want to get a job done well, get an immigrant to do it (Welsh do count as immigrants, right?).

"we was" and "we done"

FFS

(I am an hour behind you all)

"wisnae gonna give it away"

As someone from Glasgow I am cringing. I will use Glasgow slang in own house when chilling watching TV but never in a professional setting - ever!

Are giraffes really unable to reach their toes? That made me kinda sad for some reason.

Their necks are too short (never thought I would describe a giraffe neck as short) to reach the ground. But they can splay their legs out to the side or kneel to get to the ground but no can't just bend down with their heads and touch their toes.

Wow over 200 replies on this thread already. I was only coming on here to mark place on my subscriptions list For me it doesn't really get going until week 3 when you get familiar with the contestants. I do love this show though. I couldn't believe they just rolled up to the car boot sale and sold things without any consideration of the value!

I knew that vases would be valuable just looking from my sofa and I'm no expert (watched too much Antiques Roadshow maybe). The girls were truly awful - my 14 yr old DD watching with us would've done better. Agree re Shayne Ward lookalike!!

And Michelle is 35 - 10 years younger than me?!? - ffs she needs some good moisturiser!!

That really scatty girl, the one always joking around pretending to drop things. She isn't going to last long in this process i don't think.

Did anyone think Michelle came from another era (like 90's/2000s) with the feathered hairstyle and clothes and just 'didn't fit in' with the youngsters?

her hairstyle did her no favours at all and her hard nosed (won't take responsibility) attitude the same.

Rebecca with her sad eyes also grated on me...

Alana seems like she's got her head screwed on.

My friends and I thought Michelle was very British Gas Showroom or Midland Bank circa 1988

To watch legally without a license, ask a friend who has one to bring round their fully charged tablet or laptop etc. Then you can legally watch it on catch up as long as you don't plug it into the mains whilst watching.

Anyone know if it is on tonight too? Sometimes they run the first two shows consecutively don't they?

I am pretty sure that they said that the next one will be next week.

Bloody Brilliant

I watched it this morning with a full fry up including fried bread and had the best time ever.

Twattery at it's finest, this series is going to be gold (I can feel it in my waters)

Fabulous thread too, had me in stitches

They are all twats. I love it.

I wonder whether beinga massive twat is a pre-requisite before you can apply for the show? Lie anyone normal just gets kicked out before they even get to the auditions?