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X FACTOR- the auditions continue...

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Raahh · 03/09/2016 17:27

With apparently a contestant who Simon ditched at the chairs stage a couple of years back. I don't think I remember her.

The biggest question is whether we will see more than 3 acts in an hour.

starts at 8.15. I am on water and nurofen due to a persistent headache.

see y'all later.Cake

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nancy75 · 04/09/2016 20:41

on the plus side you could always take the batteries out

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:41

I had a doll with a string in the back, but i bathed it. it broke.

The sad thing is, she is probably not a bad singer without all the gimmicky wailing and shit.

But she's crackers.

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NoisyBrain · 04/09/2016 20:41

Why not drop the wanky 'doll' stuff love and just sing?

PikachuSayBoo · 04/09/2016 20:42

This year's novelty act?

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 04/09/2016 20:42

Nicole's face is everything.

The80sweregreat · 04/09/2016 20:42

A bit Toyah. she would have fitted in with that crowd in the 70 s

GingerIvy · 04/09/2016 20:42

Such a shame. If she wasn't acting like a fruit loop, she'd be excellent.

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:42

Liney- yy, if she says she is a doll, then we cannot argue with her.

And I need a figure of hate. Let her through.

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NoisyBrain · 04/09/2016 20:42

What a voice though. No need for all the "I'm mad, me" stuff.

LineyReborn · 04/09/2016 20:43

Oh yeah, Toyah. Good spot.

nancy75 · 04/09/2016 20:43

She could do a good Kate Bush song (minus the doll outfit)

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:43

Bloody hell.

She can't make it far, the stylists would weep.

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The80sweregreat · 04/09/2016 20:44

It will end in tiny tears

SirKillalot · 04/09/2016 20:44

I think if she just stood there and sang without the um...weird, she'd be alright.

nancy75 · 04/09/2016 20:44

the80s Grin Grin

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:45

Noisy- exactly.

I would love to hear her sing 'Drowning in Berlin' by the Mobiles. She would be great.

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PikachuSayBoo · 04/09/2016 20:45

Teen dd informs me there's a lot of doll people. She looked at me funny for sniggering and says people believing that they're dolls isn't unusual. Ok then. I'm obviously not down with the kidz.

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 04/09/2016 20:45

I'm finding it hard to distinguish her from the TalkTalk break ads. Stick an apple on her head and I'll vote for her.

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:48

The apple is fucking scary. It's like Hallowe'en comes early.

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The80sweregreat · 04/09/2016 20:48

What would make you want to be a doll? Where would you go to buy the outfit? I do not get it, i am very old suddenly. .

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 04/09/2016 20:49

Does she work? How does she buy the outfits? What do her parents think? So many questions...

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Raahh · 04/09/2016 20:49

Are they saving something really good until last?

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 04/09/2016 20:49

Does she work? How does she buy the outfits? What do her parents think? So many questions...

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 04/09/2016 20:50

Does she work? How does she buy the outfits? What do her parents think? So many questions...

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 04/09/2016 20:51

I don't know why that posted three times... ConfusedBlush