X FACTOR- the auditions continue...

[Raahh]

With apparently a contestant who Simon ditched at the chairs stage a couple of years back. I don't think I remember her.

The biggest question is whether we will see more than 3 acts in an hour.

starts at 8.15. I am on water and nurofen due to a persistent headache.

see y'all later.

Yep, Shitty McShitface

She is exotic. Thats it really. Yes

Ooh this is mental and great.

she would be good on a cruise ship, maybe the Titanic

She missed a bit, right?

Erm...

She should have gone for Eurovision. I can soooo see her on that.

And the backing track is getting louder

'slight issues with the vocal?'

SLIGHT?

Titanic! Nancy your on form tonight!

She'd go down faster than the Titanic

Ah ahahaha Nancy.

"You have teeth and balls". Right.

Can't wait for Swing Week.

nancy

I'm clearly not on the same page as the judges.
We've seen quite enough actually, young lady.

and WTF??

Jesus.

Here's one for Feminism Chat.

Right.

But dolls don't sing, do they?

WTAF is this??

A Doll? Its all becoming late night channel four programmes now

Loo roll cover just about, covers, it.

Sharon has the BEST lines

I love the characters, it's what makes this show fun!!

Maybe she has a cord at the back & you have to pull it to make her sing

Nicole is beautifully deadpan.

Sada off

I am... No words.

She's a bit scary. She'll have a good voice though, I bet.

She is identifying as a doll. Therefore we all have to pretend she is a doll.

'Barking mad.' Yep.

And she can sing!!!😱😱😱