X FACTOR- the auditions continue...

[Raahh]

With apparently a contestant who Simon ditched at the chairs stage a couple of years back. I don't think I remember her.

The biggest question is whether we will see more than 3 acts in an hour.

starts at 8.15. I am on water and nurofen due to a persistent headache.

see y'all later.

I would stand Very close to Dermot.

No socks. Might let him off as he can sing a bit.

Oh no, Nan is singing. That's not allowed.

Nans must be silent, and preferably stuffed in the basement.

that terrible sound when a young man reaches puberty mid way through a song

Why did he start yelling at the end?

Too intense. No wonder she dumped him. He is not Olly! No!

Dear God that was terrible.

oh yes- whole package, Nan, no socks, wandie looks. Nicole loves him.

he might suck, if you ask him to , Nicole

Or, what Nancy said! Thanks, actually LOL at that

oooh a continental Nan

This is taking Nanfucker to a whole new level

Nan can run!

Nancy , that was funny!

ExPat Nan.

Cute girl on talk talk bit.
Still hate those faces though. Creepy.
The duck ad..grrr

Oh Macaulay. How you've grown...

So Christopher Maloney turned out to only be Plain Nanfucker and this new kid is a Speciality Nanfucker.

She is so already sleeping with Simon

Hmmm, could this be the next Reign, Rain or whatever the batty cow's name was?

Fuck she looks like a porn star!!😱

She needs to wipe the lipstick off her teeth.

I suspect she's going to be very very shit

Simon wants to be Russian into that

Is this like The Bin bags? Can't win at home, so coming over to Britain to rto steal our X Factor.

Simon's eyes should be on comedy stalks.

Thank fuck she is shit.