X FACTOR- the auditions continue...

[Raahh]

With apparently a contestant who Simon ditched at the chairs stage a couple of years back. I don't think I remember her.

The biggest question is whether we will see more than 3 acts in an hour.

starts at 8.15. I am on water and nurofen due to a persistent headache.

see y'all later.

Thanks Say I'm hoping for some absolute shockers to lighten the mood. DS has done his inadvertent best (he's 3) to make me laugh with such hilarious statements as telling me earlier that he had 'cold hair'

So sorry to hear that Noisy

Oh dear.

He has lovely hair. The organ is a bit 70s.

That was weird.

Thanks everyone. She was one of the good 'uns. (saying that in the past past tense feels so weird).

ooh, he's very intense.

is this where he jumps up and strips off and does a back flip.

oh, no

He could do a Bobby Crush I suppose, winking into the camera.

OMG this is how I sound when I'm alone in my car

That's Chan-AL not Chan-EL, surely?

KID ALERT ! KID ALERT!

Did she say she owned the child?

Chanal. Bet she smells lovely.

Its horrible when its sudden like that. Your poor hubby.
Can sympathise.

I couldn't listen to that for long.

Looks like one of the wendies..

That's a big quiff.

AND A NAN!

Is that Louis from OneD's brother from another mother?

he looks like Louis Tomlinson.

Bet the girl concerned is thinking 'lucky escape, whingy sod'

x-post.

Sob story alert. He is very pretty. Has nan, potential

Ah, I've just realised that I'm watching this on Sky +. I was talking about the '30' yeat old

Raahh stop stealing my lines!

And now we have Goodlooking Nanfucker.

He has worms.

MASSIVE poo squats