Neighbours Thread - Brad's children are delightful, aren't they?

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So nice to see his sensitivity and emotional maturity has been passed on to the next generation.

Paige needs to get over herself. Why doesn't John stay away from her. She should be ashamed of herself. Wouldn't he be moved away by the church by now.

But that link didn't say anyone actually dies?

Other DS spoiler says someone dies

Argh! You know what irritates me? Ned is not that into Elly. In the real world he'd sleep with her then never call her again. She'd be pissed off and move on. Now in Neighbours, if they're single then they have to date. They're acting like it's a serious relationship when they barely seem to like each other. It's so stupid.

Plus Elly just called Susan 'Suze'. She has to die

I didn't mind Ellie but her stupid gormless face and slow ability to understand that she was talking to Jacka yesterday put me right off.

I don't even get why she's invited

Lauren went from not really liking Ellie to being her biggest fan. When did they become friends?

And why is Terese organising her hen?

Also everytime they said Ned was giving himself a tattoo I had a little giggle to myself at the euphemism.

Totes agree Ned would hand bonked and dumped Elly. If that does ever happen in Neighbours there is prefuse apologies and guilt.

I think it's going to be the random, Jacka's wife character, that dies.
Alternatively (and this would be fantastic), Paige dies in one of those Stingray kind of deaths where they all seem ok, the street plays a cricket match (or in Paige's case, a swim), and she suddenly closes her eyes and drifts off to the Great World Above.

Although, that would mean that Brad and Lauren are the unluckiest couple on earth; losing a husband, a Dad, a son and a daughter all in the space of about a year.

What did Jacka do to Ned's tattoo kit? Was only half watching.

Is Brad now going to die some slow painful poisoning death or something?

Put something in the ink. Some kind of poison?

Sadly , based on the fact that she's in the credits, I'd say Ellie won't die anytime soon.
Hopefully the Gary and Therese story will be over soon , the dirty talk makes me queasy as does the wrestling each time they kiss (I assume it's meant to convey passion, but just looks really awkward and unenjoyable).

It's so gross! There's zero chemistry. It's just odd.

I think there must to be stuff to come with Elly re her ex and money. I wonder if her migraines will come back too...

That would be a good twist. We're all expecting ti to be someone in the balloon who dies, but then Brad just keels over!

I found There's involvement in the hen do really odd as well. especially when she said that Lauren deserved something special. Lauren slept with Brad while he was still married to Therese!

Did anyone else notice Ned saying he'd done some more work on the tattoo design, then showing Brad a picture of a hand with an "L" drawn on a finger? I'm sure my 3yo could have done that...

We can only hope that Brad will die a slow, painful death... and take self-centred Paige with him! And Sonya.

And Jimmy

wouldn't it be funny if he switched the tattoo ink for food colouring and the tattoo wore off! i'm guessing poison though as Ellie told Jacka all about her boyfriend doing his own tattoo rather than hers

Could Aaron's chatting up be any more cringworthy?

I'm not sure Paul's going to take too well to being threatened by Leo either

Yes. Worst tattoo design ever. They went to the trouble of getting all the professional gear in, surely a 5 year old someone could have done a reasonable design

Oh well, at least when the poisoning marriage wears off Brad's finger will be permanently marked with an 'L' for Loser so that other women are suitably warned.

What does L stand for in Roman numerals by the way? Could also be symbolic of the number of times he's cheated/married/fathered random kids in a 12 month period.

Everytime I look at him in still disappointed he's not blonde and he doesn't bloody surf anymore

I think it's Paige who dies. Then the priest will be griefstruck he didn't shag her. He'll go totally off the rails and join a gang with Jacka and blow up Lassiters again. Or something.

Oh Ani don't look on DS