Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Back to New Wenchhood,

Our three main priorities are Objectification, Objectification, Objectification.

BTW all the best for the move to Australia Comtess!

Glad it's working out for you all. As Anne said, thank goodness it's the 21st Century.

Well Im a 17th century French aristo so fuck you helen!

Nice manifesto morelike.

And we have the advantage over New Labour that we won't invade Iraq because Aramis has educated us as to what war does....

I'm a streetwise alleycat. A lover not a fighter . All cats are royalty - or so FancyCat told me. Apart from ScaredyCat, she added. 'Utter peasant' was how she described her.

Anyhow, I'm far too tired for words. Feed me some pretty wenches so I can go to bed happy. Please? I like to be polite

Here we go, Fancy

Try these - first one not the best.

More you might want to see - not new but pretty.

Thank you morelike, you've made an old tired wench very happy!

That's fine - you play with the pretty. I'm sticking with the FAF drop-dead gorgeous

Hehe - in that last pic Queenie has excellent brf & Aramis seems pissed off. That, together with their dishevelled appearance makes it look like they were interrupted in the middle of an al fresco shag.

And on that note, I shall say goodnight

Bon voyage comtesse

Thanks to all the wenches for your good wishes.

Am now unplugging and focusing in getting to airport on time etc. So excited and petrified all at once. Will be in touch when I get there. Love you all xxxxx

Morning Badders how was the new baby?
Mouse - hope the day contains less cat poo, dog wee and human nappies

Today it is mostly autumn

laters........

Love you right back
Xxxxx

Morning wenches.

Wishing you the safest of journeys and most wonderful adventure Comtess! x

I am loving all the Arapics. A lot.

And thanks for keeping an eye on the tennis Helen . He's hard to miss really.

Have amazing days wenches

Farewell family comtesse, safe journey and happy landings!

Morning, chucking it down here.

Comtess, best wishes for a safe journey and happiness on your exciting adventure.

Safe journey Comtess, come back soon!

New baby is gorgeous
Noah William

Safe travels comtess

Beautiful name badders.

Wonderful pretty on the thread this morning.

Pils cats are still shitting not in their box, but today is the last day of it being my problem, thank god. I even managed to brush the long haired, fancy cat alike without being savaged.

Morning wenches, drizzly here but by god my garden needs it so no complaints here.

comtess, hope the journey goes well & the settling in goes even better We'll look forward to your updates

Lovely update badders

mouse - I remember days like those, 2 in nappies and a dog, Some mornings just felt like I dealt with poo after poo

Best go, Ocado due soon - need to get dressed!

Awww bads! Love the name.

mouse well done for surviving.

Ds has a play date here so Im going to potter around in the garden. Not raining here...yet...

Well I have weird stomach cramps so am off to bed