Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Have I missed anything? The finale? A barney? Any visiting dignitaries? Any return to the humour & banter & cheekiness of S1?

No?
As you were, then. As long as they're all still FAF.
God I've missed you all & I'm really really sorry but I HAD TO BE HERE FOR THE FINAL WEEK.

DRINKS FOR THE HOUSE

Where the fuck have you been Sparks?

Sparks how the devil are you? We thought you'd deserted us.

Cute name for the baby Bads. Get better soon.

Trailer for Episode 9

I know, I know wenches. I'm sorry. My life is just crazy busy right now. Lots & lots of fun but crazy busy.
I have been watching, rest assured. Bring back S 1 & 2

Afternoon wenches.

sparks!!!! Wonderful to have you back. Same old, same old in here - some s3 moans, but also appreciation of the boys being made to look very pretty. Who could've believed that Aramis could look more FAF than he already did?

Thanks for the link apricot

Barney? No sparks! Nothing to see here...

So sparks you've been really busy? Awww, poor you, you must be all shagged out.

Sparks!!!!?
Where you been at, baby?
Nothing to see here
No orgies, no ding dongs, nope, nothing
Sadly s3 still crap, but, you know....I'm hanging in there...

Hi Sparks!

Been meaning to post in here -

Have you noticed that Queenie is careful to say "I spent one night with Aramis" and not any equivalent of "I had one shag with Aramis" (translate into some vaguely plausible wording).

Thus confirming the theory they did it several times as we long suspected (confirming it in my eyes anyway).

Sparks!!!!!!!!!!

LOL MoreLike one night does not a shag make. So you think she had to use a turkey baster?

I'm meant to be packing...

Noooooo helen! She means they did it over and over and over again...all night long...

No, I'm sure she meant a turkey baster was used

But I'll leave you to the thought of repeatedly, over and over (and under, and sideways and swinging from the chandeliers sconces) becaus eI'm nice like that.

Some turkey baster

Hello wenches. How lovely to be back in your bosom. And thanks for the wench subtlety there Madame

Bye "Comtesse" It has been convincing riveting not

Evening wenches.

I really like MoreLike's analysis

Evening Letus

Evening Wicked.

Anywench want to tackle DS2's bedtime for me? I'm tired and just want to lie down in the hayloft under an HBF

I would LetUs but DS dragged me out on the trampoline for 20-30 minutes and I'm in exactly the same state as you now re. haylofts and HBFs. Still, was a good workout for the pelvic floor

Would and help?

Wicked do you reckon it was a special Ann Summers turkey baster?

Welcome sparks.

Madame - did I miss how it went yesterday re your job news?

Probably Helen

20-30 minutes on a trampoline helen? and respect to your pelvic floor. I cant manage three jumps unless I have emptied my bladder in the last 10 minutes...

letus in a moment for me, I realised today they'd emailed me on Monday, saying that their last interview had been delayed, so theyre not letting us know till next week. Grrr / phew.

Madame - there was a lot of clenching going on Who needs a Kegel thingy?!

Trampolines always seem like such a good idea after a few glasses of something, which is probably the time to not go on them for me anyway

Grr/phew indeed Madame. Best of wenchy luck for next week!

I am watching a Mythbusters special with DS1. They're building a replica shark to bust myths about Jaws. I'll not lie, it's not massively pleasant in parts but oddly fascinating.