Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

[FancyFancy]

Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

[LetUsPrey]

All fabulous opportunities there Fancy.

Right, I'm off to the hayloft to check DB's accuracy of getting things into the box.

Night wenches

[FancyFancy]

You really are a High Priestess of smut

And yy to Trev punching people - I'm hoping he gets to punch Marcheaux again, that really has been one of my s3 highlights. As has the thigh action demonstrated by Aramis & Trev when tied up

[MLGs]

Lovely new thread Fancy!

[FancyFancy]

thank you morelike,

Do you think Hayley designed that short coat for better crotch appreciation when he was hanging?

[MLGs]

Yes, undoubtedly. That woman knows a thing or two.

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Morning. Was a good little wench and went to bed with headache last night. Then woke up with another wibbly wobbly vision thing going on. FMAL fortunately it went fast and now I am wearing my glasses to look at the screen in case that helps

Finally watched the Strong Women link and at Queenie wanting to put the relationship with Aramis to bed Doesn't all of Team A want their relationship with Aramis in bed? Or aywhere else tbh, but bed would be perfectly acceptable (and more comfortable thatn TheWall, it has to be said)

that ObiWan felt her plot discussion wasn't welcome. We are a broad church and welcome all sorts (albeit with much taking the piss and faces) but Hey Ho! She obviously didn't get the irony of the strikethrough in the previous title "Rampant Muskeperving over plot appreciation of BBCMusketeers and their FAF actors." and thought we were up for serious and meaningful discussion.

DS is on minecraft, livestock is fed, and I have social media work to catch up on from last night...

Speaking on which, came across another interesting article about fan entitlement on twitter.

Good luck Madame!!!!! we did have a fourleaf-clover thingy at one point didn't we? Was that a St Patrick's day thing? Shall leave you with AraFAFA instead...

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

FFS - would help if I attached the picture.

[LetUsPrey]

Morning wenches.

Thank you Fancy. Everyone has to have a talent

Completely agree with the shorter coats.

Helen - have you been to see someone about all this wibbly wobbly vision stuff? Apologies if you have and I've missed it.

Had a Paella dream last night. Nothing sexy though, although we did get cheek to cheek (faces) at one point. Whilst looking at toothpaste on the supermarket shelves. Stupid subconscious.

All the luck for today Madame.

[Badders123]

Morning!
Ooh YES to Adam rothenberg in ripper street

Well
Off to hospital today then hopefully seeing new baby
Layers wenches X

[Comtess]

Morning wenches!

I am sorry to announce that I won't be here for the last two episodes.....

As some of you know Family Comtess have been considering a relocation, and as these things are, everything has been very uncertain, delayed, paperwork heavy and a bit of a mare. But I am excited to announce that we are off to Australia . More bombshells - we are off tomorrow! (What the actual fuck?!). Currently sitting here in my PJs having short break before the container shipping folk turn up.

So..... I'm gutted I'll miss the finale with you all but I will be on here so you can tell me all the spoilers!

I take it no one will object to a new Antipodean extension to the Tav?

[Comtess]

Oh and this means I'm going to turn into a morning poster rather than a midnight one .

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Oh FFS - WTAF happened to my post?!

[JacobFryesTopHatLackey]

What the actual f? All this change, I don't like it!!!
Oh comtess how lovely.
And badders enjoy the lovely baby.
I'm stuck housesitting still. And have had to deal with cat poo, dog wee and human nappies all before my morning cuppa. I must be owed a serious amount of babysitting from my in laws by now.

[Badders123]

W....
What?....


COMTESSE, DONT LEEEEEAAAVVVVVE MEEE......
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


I wish you every happiness in your new adventure...how exciting!
don't blame you one iota for leaving this doom laden fuckfest of a country
I will miss you my lover xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Comtess]

Packing geezers are hilare. Very cathartic experience. Some stuff staying here in big yellow storage thing, some stuff shipped, a couple of cases. Luckily we have let our house to someone I knew years ago from toddlers who is getting divorced and needs to have all pots and pans/to etc as she has scarpered so I don't have to sort and of that out.

Also finding out that it's bad bring disorganised and not filing anything when you need to find your vehicle reg documents etc. Fucking hell. Ds1 having my car.... 'Do you mind clearing all that shit out it first Mum?' Rude .

Badders only going for 12 months initially, we will see how it all pans out.

[WickedWenchOfTheNorth]

Wow Comtess! Will you work at a hospital there? But you'll still be on MN right?

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

at rude DS1 - NO! You want to borrow it, you can clean it out - and keep it that way

Also, don't let the packers parcel up the library books that you have put to one side to return before you leave

Just don't go staying at Lassiters while you're out there, ok? I saw a thread title in Telly Addicts saying something about it being the only most dangerous hotel in Oz (Can't remember when I last watched Neighbours) We expect lots of BBQ-on-Beach with FAF HBF surfers in the background photos, ok? Or HBFs all hot and sweaty in the outback. Plus, if you need to cuddle wildlife, remember that koalas are smelly, rough-furred, and high as a kite on eucalyptus, whilst wombats are lovely and fluffy and cuddly and just far superior. Fact. Kangaroos will do for a cuddle at a push. (Also, don't cuddle the spiders. Nope. Or the snakes.)

[SisterHelenoftheEternalCatchUp]

Also. The flight is very long. Hope you are going first class. With luxury carpeted toilets. Just saying...

[Badders123]

12 months???

I'm going to miss you comtesse
Thank you for the past 2 years
You are a legend
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Comtess]

Oh Badders I'll still be in the Tav!

WW yes and yes 😘

[ApricotCrush]

Comtess!!! How exciting. When you say DS1 is having your car, do you mean he's staying here?

Glad you'll still be in the Tav.

[Comtess]

Thanks Apes . Yes he's only in his first year at uni. He loves it and it's all been so uncertain he missed transfer deadline for course in any case. It's very very hard not having him with us but he's just turned 19 so I need to just let him be an adult. He's coming out in Oct and for Christmas.

[Comtess]

Helen don't worry I've packed my Kylie disco shorts and Croc Dundee hat so I'll blend right in.

[anneyaramis]

That is fab news Comtess. So pleased for you all and given it is the 21st Century look forward to continued chatting

I am a Poldark watcher, but I think we should torch the Tavern post ep 10 (well a bit post after we have dissected it and all the fall out) and go out with a bang. Perhaps Porthos can throw a barrel of gunpowder and Aramis can shoot it, then we can gatecrash the Poldark thread and make it what it should be.

[MadamedeChevreuse]

Omg comtesse! Blimey, when you said stuff had been going on, you werent kidding, were you! Seriously that sounds like an incredible move for you all, hope you all settle in quickly and have an amazing time. Do you have schools sorted for the three younger comtes and all that?

And more importantly, will you be able to access the final eps on netflix australia or similar???

anne I think that is a good plan

Well no word on the job as yet, so /