Swagger Inn Thread 135 - Series 3 is dodging through the schedules and nearing a climax. And frankly so are Team A after ep 8's bondage. So, put your bins out & get your perve on ready for ep 9

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Welcome regulars and noobs alike as we await the final two eps.

Filth and wild plot speculation is positively encouraged so let those imaginations run riot. Just remenber not to get so carried away that you forget to shere your thoughts here

Oh my good god. Well that'd be a disaaaaaster daaahling.

Leave me a coded message at the end of the last thread and I will trawl other subjects looking for HBF keywords (hot, hairy, Tom Burke) etc.

I AM STAYING RIGHT HERE

I suspect we'd be easy to track down comtess, we don't do subtle Failing that, I'll lay a trail of welsh cakes for you to follow.

Am trying to summon up the energy to walk to the shops to buy food for dinner. It has been a long day - up at sparrow's fart after a shitty night's sleep to take DD to a hospital appointment at nearbycitywheremadamelives. Mini-meet up at madame's who kindly provided lunch & much tea to keep me going & also met her charming DSS. And then home. Okay Laters......

Dont panic, I didnt really mean an actual new labour style rebranding!

New Wenches, New Perving.

Tough on grime, tough on the causes of grime.

Straddling Aramis the divide, providing a Third Way to HBFs for all. And all for HBFs!

Mug caption: Let's have a constructive conversation about immigration into the Parisian slums of the 1640s.

Evening wenches. Am going nowhere. Spectacularly shite day at work which followed a shite night's sleep.

What a wonderfully exciting time Comtess! An antipodean annex sounds fab. Safe journey for you all x

Madame - providing a Third Way to HBFs made me do a massive snigger

Third way?
As in orgy?

Not thought of that but orgy would work

Ah badders - the correct wenchy response.

Madame - nice effort with rebranding, though I think we rather encourage the grime. Unless the 'being tough' on it simply means it tends to get removed by our enthuusiastic attentinons to the HBF in question?

I'm ready!!!!

Tough as in bang like a barn door in a hurricane helen

Third Way...possibly even back way?

Thinking about it, we do have three ways. Remember HMV - hand, mouth,......

Never mind 'Third Way' then - more like any which way?

Am watching tennis. LetUs you boyfriend isn't playing. pfft. Hardly worth watching then if I can't perve on your behalf.

Tbh Athos can have orifice he likes

Also I stuck a diary entry in the snug. 's all.

The hair, the lips, the eyes

Evening. Still clinging on to consciousness, but don't expect much sense from me.

Tough on grime - I took that as meaning 'hard on grime'. Not up to *letus's standards I admit but

as in orgy badders

Look....all I'm saying is....I'm here....let's do this 🙌💞

Ah yes, of course, HMV!

Or, rather than Third Way - Threeway...

Threeway? Ah the possibilities

To the poster on here who PM'd me about how I was welcome to post but "we are all pretty much white middle class" and you are "not the best audience or right people to discuss" show with (yes - they are exact quotes)
Take a little look at yourself will you. I popped on a public forum with a few comments about a TV PROGRAMME. I'm sure you meant well - just have a little think would you about appropriate response to someone because they've posted a few comments on "your" thread. Have a think about the culture of "we" don't talk about that here and we're different to you.

Peace to everyone else, I'm really not making a case of it, but jeez, have a think on will you about the type of culture you choose to be part of...

I think you'll find MY exact words were:

"We don't usually discuss anything of great seriousness these days and we watch for the entertainment and escapism, rather than to think about important and serious topics. So we might not be the best audience, or the right people to discuss the issues with you. But please don't feel you have to leave just because people took the micky/didn't engage in meaningful debate.

Plus, I think that apart from one, we are all pretty much white middle class, so will be coming at any issues relating to race from an entirely different perspective to you"

But feel free to deliberately twist and misinterpret my words to suit yourself.

I'm not middle class! I AM THE QUEEN, SISTER TO THE KING OF SPAIN...

Oh, no, wait that's not me, that's Anne....