IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

That is a hilaire review! Loving all the Sound of Muskets lyrics.

kitten you are most welcome moi lub, and that goes for Maud too. We run a very welcoming ship here, however tradition dictates that you declare your order of boffage, you can choose as many or as few as you wish for your lust list, but please be aware that the Aramis rota is very complicated yet full of loopholes, and the Athos queue is closed completely unless you have very pointy elbows Marcheaux might be your best bet he does have a rather lovely rectus sheath

Just been having a look at red's stuff on Redbubble. Not only is there Musketeer stuff, and Sherlock and Benedict and Cabin Pressure and John Finnemore and Doctor Who, but she also does some Sleepy Hollow things! This makes me .

I think Queenie's line "sometimes you don't look like a bastard" is one of my favourites ever. She delivered it perfectly.

Is it next Satuday yet? when I'll have to record and watch on Sunday

Is Marcheaux the captain of the Red Guards? Georges I think? If so, then yes, I'm very much looking forward to seeing more of him

Team A, we have been remiss. Where TF is all the pretty? Well, here, for starters. Boom!
And any new wenches who might be harbouring yearnings for Aramis will need to famliarise themselves with the arrangements before imagining that they have any chance whatsoever. Or try Pirthos, he's always available.

Porthos

Oh look, another one!

I love mumsnet towers

Hi JaneElk,

So sorry for the delay here. That's no trouble at all, seeing as you've asked us so nicely :)

We've amended your thread title now.

Enjoy!

^Best wishes,
Dawn
MNHQ^

ps the chappy in your second photo's rather lovely. I might even start watching ;)

MN is team Athos wenchees

Disappointed in you MNHQDawn. Perhaps she was overwhelmed by the beyond FAFness of Aramis and stuck to safer ground.

Speaking of FAF Aramis, good idea Fluffy

And another

That line of Queenie's was perfection wasn't it letus?

Thank you fluff, I'm still scared to go & look for the pretty in case of spoilers, I don't know which are the safe sites.

Good work elk, although that is only one member of MNHQ. Maybe we should ask for them all to state their team allegiances & boffing orders?

And I know this isn't S3, but look at the utter FAFability!

He swaggers even when he stands still

Oh sweet Jesus I need a lie down.

Oh Dawn I'm disappointed in you. Though relieved in a way.

I'm undecided about Marcheaux. He has that weaselly littlefinger sort of look to him. He might be a grower.

Oh Dawn I'm disappointed in you. Though relieved in a way.

I'm undecided about Marcheaux. He has that weaselly littlefinger sort of look to him. He might be a grower.

Can you die of too much FAF? There's Aramis, and then HBI at sportingactivity this morning, James Norton on Death Comes to Pemberley, and then these Aramis pictures.

Tell you what, I'll see how much FAF I can take (I bet it's loads) and will report on it. For science.

My internet is a tad glitchy tonight - soz for double posts.

I'm not sure if overexposure to FAFness can be a cause of death letus, but what a way to go eh? Worth testing out the theory I'd say. Go wench!

That is a fine pic of Grimaud mouse. Oh yes.

Do I have to choose....

Could I not just put them all up on my mantelpiece not that I have one and just look at them in awe when the mood takes me?

Oooh you know it's even better on a second watch😃.

Particular bits I snirfed at;

1. Athos being all chopsy with the baldy General.
2. port his getting stuck down getting down the hole
3. the beard trimming rosebush thing .... So funny wrt the whole rose garden story Au Snug
4. that little pony was very cute
5. Aramis's hair is now totally lush. s3 is best ever Arahair.
6. I like the little bits of distinguished grey in Athos's beard
7. I liked how D'art was being all commanding and leading the plan.
8. wherever they were filming the monastery bit was so beautiful. Esp the church bit where Athos is all 'you are many things but not a monk'
9. All the bits where Athos shouts a bit. Makes me go weak
10. all the bits with Burke in. Just ridiculously handsome and his voice makes me go wobbly.

Cannot WAIT til next week.

That all said.

They OWE us.

1. The old 'bathhouse' story is copywrite Wench Snug. I haven't checked the credits to check if the bathhouse wench is called Nora though.... 😂.
2. The rose garden beard ref is clearly a knowing nod.

Send me TB wrapped in navy leather and I won't press charges. I may well press him though.

Nice to have you all along. Good we now have a Team Connie as I think we've only had Milady fans before.

Letus all your posts have made me pmsl. You are on fire.

Fancy Helen SisterComtess reckons she's had Santi on her list since Heroes so is digging in for a fight.

Elk 😄 The MN towers response. Of course they're Team Athos. They've seen all the pics!!!!!

So comtess anything with Athos in really?

Um. Yes Kitten that would be a more succinct summary of my feelings 😄. And who can blame me?

Oh my order is
Aramis (yeah, I know, there's a MASSIVE queue and everything)
Followed closely by D'Artagnan, swoon
Then I suppose Athos if I had to
Portos, Nah, not interested, someone else can have him