IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Am I allowed to join if I am on Team Connie?

Dog sure is purty.

Yy, costumes and make up fab

Of course ocelot

Aramis in the Blue Robes Of Sex

Aramis with the children - helping them get dressed

And that open necked blue shirt phwooaaaaarrrrr

Awwww reunion hugs all round, except sulky Porthos

Queenie "sometimes you don't look like a bastard". I love her

Morning, well last night was just....wow.

Sorry I didn't welcome the newbies and returnees smut, finola, ocelot and Rebecca

Love the live rewatch thus far letus

Have some ovary melting:

And some smouldering hoodiness.

Thanks Mouse

Near the end now. Fighty music because FIIIIGGGHHHHHTTTT

Ooh welcome Oscelot, I don't think we've got an established Team Connie yet so fill yer boots.

You remind me of my favourite joke....How do you titillate an oscelot.....?

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Ooh yes ocelot - a new team, how exciting!

Have to say I have a bit of a girlcrush too, with her leather bodice and boss lady attitude this season...

Welcome back to Rebecca and Finola too, I missed you in amongst all the sweaty, bloody, fight, beardy, Fit as Fuck men and heaving wench bosoms

Punchline elk?

Aramis unstoppering a bottle with his mouth. That needs to happen again.

Just having a chat with God. And now Athos - yep, he's def not a monk.

Grimaud is going to be properly evil. Excellent.

Meeting up with Treville. Awwww.

Dog having a wash - niiiice.

Feron bitching at the musketeers. Athos barely able to not laugh in his face

Ahhh that was good

"How do you titillate an oscelot?"

"You oscillate it's tit a lot"

Ooooooh, I've just remembered. I had a dream about Tom and Santi!!! Yes, both of them. And I was interviewing them. It's all rather vague. WTF???

And yes, Madame the costumes were fabulous. You can zoom in on those hi res pics from Far Far Away, and the workmanship is amazing. Not to mention everything else.

Also forgot to welcome newbies and returnees in the general confusion. Welcome!

Elk.

My highlights from last night:

Feron, the snarking, and his wonderful French accent "Trevillllllllle"
Connie and her outfit
Aramis carrying a child
Porthos, the pies and the can of elnett and the too small opening
Grimaud and his hoody
The inexplicable Irishman gets his comeuppance
Queenie's bitch off
Aramis carrying two children
Treville and Connie in charge
The smorgasbord of potential slash
Aramis playing hide and seek with children
Grimaud and his hoody
Porthos carrying a child
Aramis reunited with his enormous weapon
Connie wenching like a pro
Not so tiny dolphin in his wig
Sharing a single bottle of plonk (wonder if that props for sale?)

I'm lost now, so I'll have to watch it on the iplayer.

Afternoon wenches, running a bit late today as I needed a lie in after all the excitement last night

Off to catch up........

Ok I'll try...
Welcome newbies
Mostly loved athos
The crinkly eyes, the barely suppressed snark when looking at feron
The gallopy, fighty, dirty, sweaty angry face
The running
The bromance with the boys
Fighting for his men
Feron - such a good villain
Grimaud...very assassins creed!
Connies outfit
Queenies outfit
Kingy and the dolphins wigs
Treville punching the red guard twat
Atamis and the children
Porthos having a strop
Porthos hair!!!! Omg it's BAD
The music, the interiors....sigh
Ooooohhhhh just ALL of it

Soz helen, I slept in one

Has badders recovered yet?

Exactly comtess, how can we speculate outrageously without a trailer? Eyes peeled for any promos on the tv this week wenches
Have a wonderful trip & have a welsh cake for me

apricot - your assessment of our multitasking skills is very generous, I'm not sure there was much straight thinking!

Loving all the summaries of the good bits, highlights for me:
OMFG how FAF do all my favourites look? Thank you, thank you JP & Hayley & Zoe. Especially for Aramis's blue tunic
Excellent villains so far - Feron is fab & funny - iagw - & love how he says Treville, Grimaud is nasty. And hot
Queenie is beeeeyoooouuutiful & regal & loved the bitching with Feron
Dolphin & Kingy were adorbs in the way toddlers are. For a few minutes only
Aramis. All of him. In every scene he was in

Welcome ocelot. It's tradition you know - tell us your full boffing order

Groan elk!

Might have to call ocelot oscillate from now on...

mouse bads I am loving your excellent summaries Esp the aramis carrying children bits.

Awwwww bless him, he was getting some practice in...

Some more of my random thoughts:

Feron: is going to be fucking marvellous. What a class act.

People punching people: yes. More of that please.

Aramis's hair and beard: literally, perfection. There is nowhere else to go.

Queenie's new regal glow of confidence: Aramis is going to explode with lust when he sees her.

The comedy bums-out bath scene: did anyone apart from me have the urge to shout out "THOSE MEN ARE IN THE NIP!" a la Father Dougal?

NEXT WEEK ON THE MUSKETEERS: Shall we do our own previews?

The stakes get higher as the newly reunited Musketeers realise the extent of Feron's grip on Paris. Constance and Dog have a barney because Dog acts like a twat about something. The mysterious Sylvie shows up and is all feisty about something. Aramis and Athos exchange quizzical glances. Porthos continues to act like a stroppy teenager towards Aramis. Eyerolls all round.

HO HEY!

Ooh. Shall we resurrect the Bongs?

OMG Aramis and Queenie seeing each other again!!! Cannot. Wait.

Fuck sylvie

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