IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Morni... Afternoon wenches.

Don't fret Fancy, Aramis gave me a long, relaxing rub down this morning. I was very relaxed afterwards

Sexmas Day!!!! Which I'll be missing fucksake

Hope wenches are having good days. Sounds like the MiniWenches had a great time except for the throwing up

Badderz - sit down and take a minute for yourself. That's an order

Aaaaw that's so sweet. The mini wenches sound so cute.

Yaaaay for sexmas. I have beer and fancy charcuterie and cheese for musketeer viewing.

Afternoon wenches, glad to hear Aramis is taking care of you letus

Fab news about the mini-meet up, hope BabyElk is ok & your car is more fragrant now elk

badders, are you doing what letus ordered? You wouldn't want to be too tired to enjoy TM tonight would you?

OMG. I nearly had to hand in my wench badge earlier, Tav

Me to DS1: Are you out tonight?
DS1: No.
Me: Musketeers then? 9.30.
DS1: Isn't in on an hour earlier....?!
Me & DS1:

As an aside though - if I can't fucking get it right, how is the great British public supposed to? And it's only Week 2!

Sparks

Sparks

IKR?!

Yes, I think that is correct re Dolphin.

Just

Wenches.
I am home. Post office lost my parcel, then found it. That was tense 😁
I just had chips from the chip shop :) I am still in hols mode 😀
Ate lots of cake at sils baby shower 🍰
I am now in pjs assessing the washing pile - Dh has got 3 loads on the line, bless him.
I am off for a kip, then to dsis for nails then back for 💥SEXMAS DAY💥
Very excited.
So is ds1 though so I have to tone down the perving irl 🙄
Oh ffs.
Ds2 is trying to talk to me about diamond armour in minecraft. Diamond fucking armour! Well, for a start, the enemy would see you coming a MILE away. Also crap for deflecting arrows/swords, also quite chafey I'd have thought?
But I say none of of course.
I nod and smile and say "wow!"
FML 😃

Hope the car and more importantly babyelk are ok now?
its 8.30 tonight isn't it wenches?

nope, I totally didn't think it was on at 9.30 too
RIGHT
I'm off for a kip.

Oh and Helen, forgot to mention, thanks for heads up re deep blue sea comp
I may have entered eleventy twenty times
👍🏻😃

Diamonds are very hard badders so protective factor may be high? No answer to the chafing issue though

Diamonds.......clear.......see-through.......SEE-THROUGH ARMOUR HAAAYYYYYLEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every one seen that TM has been pulled from tonight's schedule?

OMG wenches, it looks as if we've been postponed!!! I just looked at the schedule here and Casualty is on at 8.30 and there is a tribute to Muhammed Ali at 9.30 (he died yesterday). I don't believe it.

The fucking BBC have moved fucking Casualty into the 8.30 slot. Go figure.

Muhamed Ali

Musketeers bumped

Which begs the question why had Casualty and Musketeers been swapped round in the first place?

This is going to bugger things up a bit. They need to have it finished before Strictly starts or it'll never finish. Might be a squeeze seeing as that's end of September

RIGHT THEN!!!!!

Wenches, do not let this setback get us down.

Rewatch ep1 9.30 - who's with me???????

With liveposting naturally so GET YOUR PERVE ON.

I'd love to join you Madame but I'm planning an act of retaliation on the BBC.

Sadly can't join in- just needless to say my heart genuinely goes out to Jess who must be sobbing into a VAT of whisky right now -

The programmers should be fuckkng shot

I give up -

Can't watch I it next week either FFS FUMING is putting it mildly

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME????????!!!!!!!!!!!!1