IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

Also, on YouTube

Afternoon/evening wenches.

Pleased you made it home eventually Badderz.

Am hoping Versailles will pick up/calm down for ep 2.

Have just remembered I'll miss tomorrow's Musketeers so I'll be watching on Sunday. Bloody hell.

Hello wenches, happy sexmas eve.

Glad to see badders made it home

Weather is quite good here not that we've had much of a chance to enjoy it. The bloody health visitor turned up, almost 3 hours late. she was supposed to come at 2 and she turned up at quarter to 5. And stayed till about 20 minutes ago. BM was completely uncooperative (understandably) and refused to let himself be measured or do any of her tests Also refused to talk for her. This is the 3rd time shes done this. I haven't had time to do the cleaning I had planned and dinner is late and the boys are fractious cos of the disruption. I think I'm going to cancel her next visit. I know services are stretched and all but this is bloody ridiculous.

Boys on climbing wall yesterday

That's crap mouse
I'd be cancelling too!
I'm watching a film on Netflix about Vikings

• ed skrein is in it (original Dario for GofT wenches) and James Norton and the blond one from black sails

All in all decent hbf action What's that you say? Plot? Er......

For liv

For bads

Oooh fantastic rupert interview helen. Im beginning to feel a bit fangirly about him...he is just ace.

Oh my poor nethers

Rupert is a "proper" star
I love him
His autobiography is a riot

Wasn't he Madonna's BFF until his autobiography came out and she didn't like what he'd written about her, or summat?

Oh it was soooo indiscreet I'm amazed he has any celeb mates left

Evening wenches

Blimey letus you're taking this warming up business seriously aren't you? How do you manage to do that with your legs?

Glad you're back safely badders

I agree with ww re the sex scenes - please can we have the woman enjoying it too? And as we all know he's a fantastic lover, I think the best way to guarantee that is to show Arasex.

Right, going to watch that RE interview....

I know why my back is knackered - two days of sandcastle building on the beach. That explains it! Doesn't make it feel better mind, but it explains the ouch-factor [old gimmer emoticon]

See helen? All that RL parenting is bad for your health - stay in the Tav it's safer. I assume you were making sandcastles with DS? Not just on your own?

Lovely RE interview btw - thanks for the link. Very nice clips where he & Trev are having stare-offs. This bodes well for the FAF factor I think.

Actually was mostly making today's efforts on my own, to stave off boredom while wenchlets rampaged/rolled about in the sand dunes Was a most beautiful spiral moated effort with a cafe on the top, rather than a castle, according to MlleElk. Plus we built a speed boat, but that was a bit too close to the sea, so the footwell was waterlogged.

Oh I can't blame them for rolling around in the sand dunes

Streeeettttttccchhh and fling

Sandcastle building sounds loads of fun!

I had such a crush on Rupert Everett when he was in Princess Daisy (so to speak)

Been to DS1's sportingactivity (no HBI), back home and had a bath. Bath... Aramis... Wet billowy shirt... I'm off to the chateau

Night you wonderful wenches x

Night all.

PS - there is a competition to win tickets to Deep Blue Sea if anyone fancies a punt.

Night letus, don't forget to do your warm down exercises as well.....

It's grey and cold
I'm not used to this!😡
Soooo much washing....😫
Dh has gone shopping as the cupboards are bare.
Ds2 had bad night re abdo migriane - tiredness I think.
Got sils baby shower (God help me!) today
Ds1 already there as he is doing all the baking :)
Taking mum with me, so that'll be a laugh riot 🙄
Also have errands to run in the village
It's Dhs b day on weds. I'm debating booking a meal for us.....

Morning. Grey and damp still. Off to SaturdayMorningSportingActivity

Mornin'

Bloody hell helen lives a long way away, it took me almost as long to get there and back as it did to Malc's

Anyway, we have had a brilliant couple of days and mlleElk and miniHelen are now confirmed bezzies. Babyelk exercised her right to an 11 o'clock bedtime and mrHelen is lovely

Then babyelk vommed in the car on the way home but never mind, because today is SEXMAS DAY!!!!!!