IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

There are 4 baby rabbits gambolling next to my bedroom window
So cute!
and now I'm hungry

Evening wenches

Glad you arrived safe apricot, but yikes to the lack of tech/wi-fi

So how many alarms will you be setting for Monday morning then helen?

You bloodthirsty wench you badders!

Fancy I will be 'setting' DS for 6:30am as ever, and on the school run. I don't even know where or when 'Good Morning Britain' is on.#clueless

Oooh early morning Tom. Sounds divine. I'm not gonna bloody see it though am I grrrrrrrr OK wenches. Get techy. Make sure there are clips.

Badders I laughed and laughed at the atomic wedgie. It's those bloody harnesses.

Apes have a lovely time away.

Hmmmmso I forgot about Versailles too. What was so shocking in it?

I fear though, like so many wenches, if it's not It's going to be a let down whatever the rudey bits.

You're hired.

My office,

Now

This is a very bit of Tom from Deep Blue Sea. I'm overlooking the trousers.

comtess - is 'overlooking' a euphamism for 'taking off'?

I heard that the 'taches in Versailles are of the skinny Errol Flynn types, and not full-on thigh ticklers like Aramis or Father Vega

Allow me to illustrate what we want. What we really, really want

Please excuse the poor grammar of my previous post. What can I say ? it's Thursday night & my mind is on other things.......

Zig-a-zig aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

And on that note Hayloft.

Night all.

Lovely pics!
What a man God athos is!
Home today 😞
Good time had by all, despite poorly toe and atomic wedgie 😁
Barrafundle bay amazing...do go if you get the chance! I didn't kiss the sand. Thought the DC and Dh might think I'd gone a bit strange 😜
💥ITS SEXMAS EVE💥

Morning wenches. Pleased your holiday was good Badderz and hope you have a lovely time Apricot.

Work. Again. Still, it's Sexmas Eve and also Aramis Friday so there is something good in the world ☺️

Morning.

Is it bedtime yet?

Morning. Feeling rather stiff this morning, maybe I'd be better off doing some warm-up exercises before next Thursday?

Morning, lovely day here. Sitting in golf club car park while DH makes some arrangements for something. . At least I have a signal.

Comtess, Versailles: various and many forms of sex, some not very nice, torture, hand amputation, blood letting of a child, self-flagellation, an autopsy that would have put CSI to shame, some poor guy having his head bashed in with a hammer... Can't think of anything else but that's enough to be going on with.

*WW, Vikings: interesting about the graves. They were doing human sacrifice in the episode.

What with all that and Peaky Blinders last night I think I'm ready for some TM. I know I'm safe with that.

HAPPY SEXMAS EVE EVERYWENCH!!!!

I know Im safe with TM apes. Ditto.

I want some nice sex scenes where the woman actually looks like she enjoys it! And with a grubby HBF in leather

Apes they probably sacrified humans back then. It's an interesting area called Old Uppsala, you should come visit

Apes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamla_Uppsala

Visitors have gone.
House is v. quiet.
Feeling a bit bereft
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Will have to console myself with an HBF

Very interesting WW, thank you. The programme depicts a lot of that, the pilgrimage, the wooden statue of Odin, the sacrifice of 9 males of all species including humans and hanging of bodies from branches in a grove. Gruesome, but strangely fascinating.

Glad Badders had a good holiday. The weather is still glorious here. ☀️

Home
Thank fuck
M5 was tortuous 😫

Yay Badders glad you survived the M5!

Weather is still miserable here.