IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!! The Musketeers Season 3, first episode Swagger Inn thread no. 131

[JaneElk]

Phew! We're all feeling a bit post-coital. Come, pull up a bar stool, down a Jizzy Athos and flail with us over Aramis in his navy monk robes.

morning wenches.... I retired to bed at 9pm last night nothing whatsoever to do with the naked nipples on Dog - no none at all

arf at the "riot in my knickers" ...... never a finer sentence uttered on this current thread......

Apricot have a lovely time in the caravan

Bads Enjoy the last day

• hope all illness/ migraines stay away.... and all the wenches are well.....

Morning all.

Very jealous of Badders and I hope you had a lovely time.
I will give Versailles a go and see if I like it.

Loved the ep 2 preview. Aramis with two swords
Hope your migraine gets better Madame

Not much going on chez mouse. Tea drinking and trying to psyche myself up to tidy up.

Thanks Tart. Yes, I'll be watching on Saturday. The wifi is dodgy though, but I shall be with you all in spirit.

Sorry sorry wenches - I know I am utterly failing. I know it.

Lots of family visitors yesterday followed by a bit of an outrageous girls' night out. Had to record both Versailles & my annual biggest guilty pleasure which is Love Island Ahem. Now not sure whether to bother with Versailles.

Well
I went down the water Rapids backwards thanks ds2 so now I have a sore toe!
I think we are doing climbing wall later and then Dh taking DC in bike ride whilst I nap pack

Morning. Forgot about Versailles. Agree if it's not grubby enough might not work for me!! Have a lovely break Apricot. Excited for another episode on Saturday!!

I am currently not wearing knickers 😁
I may try and sneak off for a walk On my own later.
Some very Young handsome lifeguards here!

badders you have become an outward bound legend of a wench.

Yep
Just been to shop and bought;
Plasters (for toe)
Ice cream (for scoffing)
Alcohol (for reasons)
I keep looking at the amazing view and singing "guide me oh thou great redeemer"
Come on comtesse....
"Bread of heaven...bread of heaven....."

A riot in my knickers, what do you mean knickers

I have decided climbing is not for me, wenches.
I'm not sure exactly what happened but I appear to have given myself what ds1 tells me is an "atomic wedgie" (?)
It's rather painful. I don't recommend it 😖
Ds2 and I are chilling out and Dh and ds1 have gone for a bike ride.
I intend to do very little for the rest of the day....

Ok - tonight I will let every wench have DOG as I am so fully and totally overcome by this FAFNESS that I shall be objectifying to my hearts content

Honest to god that mouth and those lips........

Afternoon wenches

Thank you for that trailer link apricot - how FAF does Aramis look during that sword fighting in the garrison? I'm looking forward to that part

Lovely holiday pics badders. I'll join you in a verse of Guide me O thou Great Redeeemer any excuse frankly

Erm, not so lovely Aracartoon tart - the pose is a bit 'female porn star' for my tastes

Has the uprising in your knickers subsided yet madame?

Oh my. That is really something. It's kinda Brokeback mountain meets magic mike meets puss in boots.

Naked orgy *Apes?

Oh well, if you insist

At the caravan. Lovely weather. It's taken me half an hour to get on the internet on my phone. And DH has forgotten the lead for the laptop. Argh!

Yes WW they were all piled in top of one another. Your town/city was referred to a number of times. I know what you get up to now.

What town? Uppsala?

I'm now standing outside with DH's phone. This is ridiculous.

Yes WW, Uppsala!!!

Oh, that's right, we have old viking graves in Uppsala and they sacrified stuff in the olden days. Total heathens, I'm still one

Alright apes?
Hope the weather keeps nice for you
Ds2 is heartbroken we are leaving tomorrow
Thought Versailles was vacuous, tortuous shite
Shame
Oh well ITS SEXMAS EVE TOMMORROW

Evening all. Another cloudy and drizzly day (too cold for naked orgies here), but fun was had on the beach, and the at National Trust tea room afterwards.

According to twitter, "Tom Burke is apparently on Good Morning Britain on Monday morning, talking about The Musketeers"